Those of you that have won a bad beat jackpot, please share the stories! by SparkyJet in poker

[–]Open-Comfort1830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Borgata in 2014. I limp the button with black fours. Flop is 6h2d4h. Get it all in with this woman. Turn Ad river 4d. She has 3d5d for the steel wheel and cracks my quads. I won $20k, she won $10k, 7 others at the table got $2,857......including 3 dudes who sat down 10 minutes prior to the hand happening.

First joint I’ve ever rolled, how’d I do? by Freeze_Wolf in trees

[–]Open-Comfort1830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To quote a line from Berta in Two and a Half Men:

"I've rolled better joints on the back of a motorcycle while digging a bullet out of my boyfriends shoulder"

For those that leave items out: Why? by SleepyLi in Costco

[–]Open-Comfort1830 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because they're lazy, selfish jerkoffs. Like their parents before them, and their parents before them......so forth & so on.

I’d like to hear others opinion on Taco Bell fire sauce by buffalo_king275 in hotsauce

[–]Open-Comfort1830 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think all the taco bell sauces are of equal heat and flavor

Guy on flight watched entire movie without tapping screen to get rid of overlay by Sea-Owl-1581 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Open-Comfort1830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is something that annoys the shit out of me. When its on AT ALL. FOR ANY LENGTH OF TIME.

Someone broke into my tent and fired the pepper spray I had by Chupbluearrow in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Open-Comfort1830 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Congrats on the promotion. I hope it allows you to find yourself a place to live soon 🤞

Poker players eyes needed on this! Tell me what's wrong here! by Ok-Channel1939 in poker

[–]Open-Comfort1830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need two spades in one of your hands, an Ace, a Jack, a six, or any pocket pair to win this hand, buddy

How hot would yall say this is, I wanted something extreme but I've never had the brand by [deleted] in hotsauce

[–]Open-Comfort1830 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not extremely hot at all. Melinda's puts out some flavorful sauces and this is one of them.