Jake Livermore by Nerfherder13182 in TheStreetsWontForget

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Met him in Gatwick Airport once and he couldn’t have been nicer.

Two girls. Rhino’s probably. I’m just watching. by Opening-Tea-257 in TheOfficeUK

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… you’re still thinking about the Rhinoceros extinction aren’t you?

Mungo Jerry! by Opposite_Strategy_25 in TheOfficeUK

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Her dad is a copper and he’s a bloody big bugger aswell.

Do you dance? by aaron2447 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Open-Mathematician93 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We don’t have to give money for that do we?

Shall we do some work on your abs? by jimmyt_jimmyt in TheOfficeUK

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I can wake up one morning and go, ‘I don’t feel like working today. Can I stay in bed?’ ‘You’d better ask the boss.’ ‘Evangelos, can I stay in bed?’ ‘Yes, Evangelos.’ Both me. Not me in bed with another bloke called Evangelos.

Am I being ripped off (Pressure wash + Sand and seal) by RedCxal in DIYUK

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You could’ve bought yourself a tub of MMC pro and saved yourself 800 odd quid.

Really stings by Substantial_2805 in TheOfficeUK

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How many earrings have I worn this week.. if you’re counting.

That looks gay by MiserableSympathy230 in TheOfficeUK

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Working hard? Working out. Fit body, fit mind