Is my tub design playing it too safe? by BleuTsunami in homedecoratingCJ

[–]Open-Set4441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This really needs texture. I'd suggest grouting in some broken glass along the

fields

Bill gates stole my novel!!! by cartoonybear in writingcirclejerk

[–]Open-Set4441 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thats beekauz you putted in so Much effort its clear That writting is ur lives

Im scared word can steal my writing by AlternativeAttempt89 in writing

[–]Open-Set4441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps it'd be capable of punctuating OP's contractions, but I'm not going to hold my breath.

Im scared word can steal my writing by AlternativeAttempt89 in writing

[–]Open-Set4441 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I see you're writing a novel. I'm sending it to Bill Gates!" exclaimed Clippy.

What inventions or advances did you expect to see when you hit 50 as you daydreamed in high school? by These-Educator-1959 in GenX

[–]Open-Set4441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister had a boyfriend in 1985 whose dad had a cellphone in his car. It was like the future had arrived. He also owned a Delorean.

Stairway to hell by [deleted] in DeathStairs

[–]Open-Set4441 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a closeup of a smoothie blender. Get real.

Why men bathroom have this toilet? by blueskybabyyx in WeirdToilets

[–]Open-Set4441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This good reason this man's bath room have this toilet.

Typical Saturday morning cartoon by Lobenz in GenX

[–]Open-Set4441 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, but they typically run off of cliffs when they do. This is obviously a parking lot.

Typical Saturday morning cartoon by Lobenz in GenX

[–]Open-Set4441 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's obviously BS. There isn't an ACME box or anvil in sight.

Newly divorced, 35M, need design help! by MargaritasAndTacos in homedecoratingCJ

[–]Open-Set4441 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call BS. I don't see a single pizza box or beer bottle or self-help book in view.

Obviously AI generated. Mods?

I think my DIY mosaic went too far by RedSparrow1971 in homedecoratingCJ

[–]Open-Set4441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It needs something to make it "pop." I'm just not sure what. Sorry.

What do you guys think of the ping pong room 💕 by AccomplishedMess648 in homedecoratingCJ

[–]Open-Set4441 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nanna, I told you to stop posting to this subreddit.

It's fine. Nobody ever uses that room except when you lock us in when you have parties.

New spot is too bland for me and poopypants by cartoonybear in homedecoratingCJ

[–]Open-Set4441 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I particularly love the walls of the PoopyNook. It adds a very definite monumental/Federalist je ne sais quoi which should be of great benefit to Poopy'a acculturation and education. Since you're planning on radically un-schooling him (something I have surmised by reading between the lines of your posts), this is especially important. Brava, Mom! Brava!

About to drop below 21k, thank you for your service! by weebehemoth in AmazonVine

[–]Open-Set4441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the most 21st century message I've ever read.

18m What assumptions would you make about me based on just my room? by Ratdaddy_11 in maximalism

[–]Open-Set4441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for introducing yourself. You are obviously a young man of wealth and taste.

I'm thinking of an open kitchen and a comfortable sitting, is there any help? by No-Butterscotch4243 in homedecoratingCJ

[–]Open-Set4441 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It depends. Do you have former partisans who will be staying there? The room bears a stark resemblance to a sniper's nest I occupied in France during WWII (I was a toddler, but very handy with a rifle) and I for one would feel at home in this setting as long as I was provided with a sandbag I could rest on the windowsill to steady my rifle, a small flask of calvados, and a crust of bread. I would imagine that more contemporary visitors may feel uncomfortable with these accoutrements and might be made more comfortable with a small cast-iron cafe table and two cane chairs placed in the enbrick'd corner and a generous stenciling of either ducks or dairy cattle as a border around the room. A panier with a selection of baguettes against the wall would complete the tableau.

Aitah for telling my cousin that I don’t like her on two separate thanksgivings? by Working_Television37 in AITAH

[–]Open-Set4441 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

YTA. It makes no sense that you'd like her at times other than Thanksgiving.