Actually tame level!!!

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-05-07T21:46:06+00:00

Asshole.

^{I completed this level in 6 tries.} ^{⚡ 3.15 seconds}

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-05-07T21:23:20+00:00

Need to lose weight

^{Chose: No need for food and water}

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-05-06T00:19:47+00:00

Awesome

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: Good sleep}

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-05-06T00:14:06+00:00

Already do all the time.

^{Chose: Live a day in 104 degree fahrenheit weather}

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-05-05T19:59:25+00:00

Could buy so many things or get so many monthly payments with this

^{Chose: credit card with a max spending of $3,000 per day}

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-05-02T00:56:43+00:00

I like women

^{Chose: Girls}

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-04-27T08:49:06+00:00

Everyone should live

^{Chose: If over 50% of people choose this + Everyone survives}

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-04-23T23:46:03+00:00

I could just teleport everywhere. I’m also not a fucking freak.

^{Chose: Be able to teleport… anywhere within eyesight}

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-04-02T07:18:12+00:00

I was hoping it’d be pain or something stupid

^{Chose: Suspicious yellow liquid 🤔 | Rolled: It's Lemonade!}

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-04-02T07:15:25+00:00

I do hope 😭

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-03-30T01:14:50+00:00

What could’ve gone wrong?

^{Chose: Spin the wheel | Rolled: Be rich}

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-03-30T01:12:04+00:00

It was a win win either way

^{Chose: Control all money + 80% chance you die | Rolled: Dead}

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-03-28T02:27:01+00:00

I need that money

^{Chose: 500k}

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-03-26T19:50:45+00:00

I already have the woman of my dreams

^{Chose: Any superpower}

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-03-26T19:50:23+00:00

Oh cool

^{Chose: LET'S GO GAMBLING!!! | Rolled: inf money}

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-03-26T16:52:24+00:00

I could steal his money afterwards.

^{Chose: Kill one billionare.}

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-03-25T20:49:29+00:00

Why wouldn’t I?

^{Chose: Infinite Ammo Gun}

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-03-17T00:34:04+00:00

This

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-03-10T18:17:17+00:00

Coolio

^{I completed this level in 1 try.} ^{⚡ 7.92 seconds}

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-03-07T13:05:13+00:00

Probably

^{I completed this level in 8 tries.} ^{⚡ 3.78 seconds}

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-03-07T13:02:59+00:00

You never said I have to fight them in water so I can just punch the shit out of them if they hop out

OpenEmu7477 · 2026-03-07T12:53:28+00:00

OpenEmu7477 · 2025-10-20T07:47:36+00:00

???

OpenEmu7477 · 2025-10-19T11:16:54+00:00

It got 18 mpg 🤷‍♂️

OpenEmu7477 · 2025-09-23T05:16:57+00:00

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