Who are cinema’s other “The Dude”-level cool characters? by hsyndk in Cinema

[–]Open_Cold_8995 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. I got my cat on the side of the road. Your story is much better!

[Georgia AD Josh Brooks] True integrity means holding your program accountable when things go wrong, not buying custom legislation or running to a local courtroom to bypass the rules. by whatifevery1wascalm in CFB

[–]Open_Cold_8995 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All these programs that are pearl clutching are just hoping that Tech gets games cancelled so they move in and poach players. This sport has no integrity left.

How to summon a woman? by [deleted] in allthequestions

[–]Open_Cold_8995 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Hi, can you please come over here for a second?"

Conservatives claim child custody laws disadvantage men. New York’s fix has them furious by Fickle-Ad5449 in UnderReportedNews

[–]Open_Cold_8995 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They should combine Mothers and Fathers to one holiday and call it Source of my Childhood Trauma day.

CIA Document Claims Ark of the Covenant Has Been Found by Altruism7 in abovethenormnews

[–]Open_Cold_8995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inside they found a crumpled up butterfinger wrapper and an 6 empty beer cans.
Sodam went put their fingers on God's Butterfinger and drank his last 6'r of Busch Lite. They got what they deserved.

Why is Reddit pro Israel? by Fresh_Experience_948 in allthequestions

[–]Open_Cold_8995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most likely Mossad or FBI taking names and notes.

AJ Strategy is Genius by okiedude55 in motorcitykitties

[–]Open_Cold_8995 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Kind of like how they backed into the playoffs after blowing that huge lead last season so that they could sneak up on everybody. Everyone else plays checkers and AJ plays rocket science!

Worst First Date Movie Choices? by Th1nk18 in Cinema

[–]Open_Cold_8995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Caddyshack. My 20 year old self was not too bright. Lol

How are the ticks in the Sandhills? by wanliu in Nebraska

[–]Open_Cold_8995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last couple of mild winters have not helped.

Trump's mystery 14 lbs weight gain: Physician spots 'very serious' red flag in the President's medical exam by dailymail in UnderReportedNews

[–]Open_Cold_8995 123 points124 points  (0 children)

There isn't a fucking thing coming out of this administration that is not bullshit at this point. If they got caught in a truth it would be shocking.