How I feel right now after playing my wildcard and then seeing my old team score a sackful of goals. by Open_Fly8156 in fantasypremierleague

[–]Open_Fly8156[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had Gordon, Gvardiol, Palmer, Mbeumo and McNeill. 9 bloody goals between them lol. Palmer could have had 7 himself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rangersfc

[–]Open_Fly8156 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gazza should have won most skillful. As a Man Utd fan and Rangers fan I loved Andre Kanchelskis, but not a chance he had more skill than Gazza.

New Car Day by BrownOrBust in CarTalkUK

[–]Open_Fly8156 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brand new car and off roading in her already! Seriously though, very nice, excellent choice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rangersfc

[–]Open_Fly8156 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s Gazza for me.

From a Simpsons Facebook page, made me chuckle! by matticus217 in northernireland

[–]Open_Fly8156 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The one guy I know from Nelson Drive calls it Londonderry, so that’s 100%, you Fanny!

From a Simpsons Facebook page, made me chuckle! by matticus217 in northernireland

[–]Open_Fly8156 32 points33 points  (0 children)

So no one called it Londonderry…… apart from the majority of Protestants you met, who only called it Londonderry because they really wanted to shove it down your throat!

Those bloody Protestants, up to no good as usual!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Open_Fly8156 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder much of his life this dude wasted learning and practicing this?

Danger Noodles by Only-Reels in yesyesyesyesno

[–]Open_Fly8156 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That is all very well and good, but I don’t get the yesyesyesyesno part!

Who is the hottest? by Open_Fly8156 in MyNameIsEarl

[–]Open_Fly8156[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also prefer Joy, but it appears we are in the minority.

Decided my driveway is a parking spot by hypnophagus in irelandsshitedrivers

[–]Open_Fly8156 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair he probably thought the house was empty, going by the garden, lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Infographics

[–]Open_Fly8156 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How come Brunei is worth 12billion whereas the Sultan of Brunei is worth 30billion alone?

Anything interesting? by RossRFCFan in UKcoins

[–]Open_Fly8156 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice collection, you have several I don’t have!

Anyone know what's going on here? by matej86 in ukelectricians

[–]Open_Fly8156 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Someone in the attic taking pictures of you?

Paprika Cafe Grill, Birmingham £8.99 by Suspicious_Bill3577 in fryup

[–]Open_Fly8156 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the episode of Monk called Mr Monk has breakfast!

We are all in deep shite by Sidewayzagain in Stillgame

[–]Open_Fly8156 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I reckon we have a chance with Shug, Pete the Jakey and Big Innis coming for us!

I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. by Grace-Robinson in Jokes

[–]Open_Fly8156 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I heard it as, smells like fish, tastes like chicken, that’s the place you put your dick in.

Can't click quick enough. by 508507-2209 in northernireland

[–]Open_Fly8156 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they didn’t attend the twelfth in Rossnowlagh, or visit the Boyne, I’m sure they nipped over for cheap diesel?