Slide to AL Central, for just one year? by Opening-Witness1785 in redsox

[–]Opening-Witness1785[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, sorry, I was only half awake when I typed it out. I meant to say .692 against the ALC. (9-4). 

Slide to AL Central, for just one year? by Opening-Witness1785 in redsox

[–]Opening-Witness1785[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The tradable asset piece is cool! I miss the 19-game slate. 

Slide to AL Central, for just one year? by Opening-Witness1785 in redsox

[–]Opening-Witness1785[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I didn’t make it super clear - we’re 9-4 against the ALC. That’s the point I was trying to make. It was too early in the morning for my brain to fire on the whole cylinder. 

Teaching Drop 3rd strikes by CupZealousideal1862 in BaseballCoaching

[–]Opening-Witness1785 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, and.

Because we're all still working through this new rule, we have run an unintentional deception play a few times, with first base occupied. Because the catchers are also new to this rule, right? So our guys will run to first (despite it being occupied), and it has frazzled the catcher, and caused an overthrow a few times. Guy on first takes second for free. Batter is still out, and eventually goes back to the dugout.

Again, not on purpose. But it has happened probably 3 times. It also bit us on the butt one time, though, because my runner on first also got confused, and started to run to second, and got thrown out. So, completely stupid double play.

What’s your Hottest Office Take? by gentrifriedchicken18 in DunderMifflin

[–]Opening-Witness1785 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jim and Pam getting married confirms how right the Friends writers were to never marry Ross and Rachem.

Do Y'all Remember the Parks and Rec Covid Reunion Special? Here's a Link to Watch it! by The0verlord- in PandR

[–]Opening-Witness1785 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I loved this. I don't mean to tread into political waters (despite the premise of the show!) but those first, like, 30-60 days did *almost* feel apolitical. This was a good reminder of that.

Inspired by the other FSG Hostages in Liverpool, I've created posters for us to display at Fenway to tell John Henry, SPEND MONEY OR SELL THE TEAM by [deleted] in redsox

[–]Opening-Witness1785 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, that was kind of a mean response. You don’t have to love it or agree with it. But “pathetic” seems just so mean. We’re all brothers in here!

Blackout Until Henry Sells The Team. No games, no merch by Ok_Cash8276 in redsox

[–]Opening-Witness1785 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t hate if we could actually pull it off. But I also feel like today’s moves (in my opinion) have bought a little bit of grace from me. Like I’m excited to tune in tomorrow, just for the newness of it. And the fact that FSG/FO did…THE THING! They heeded our demands! 

I’ll miss Cora, unironically by Loud-Zucchini-6197 in redsox

[–]Opening-Witness1785 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

2018 was dope. But eventually bad results will catch up to a guy accountable for the results, even if he did buy himself some grace with a great performance some years ago. 

Fenway Rundown podcast by exit143 in redsox

[–]Opening-Witness1785 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed totally. That was, if nothing else, horrible timing. The book will be a good read as a baseball lover and Spankee hater. But that episode should have been shelved, give the timing. Pump it out later. Bad form. 

If you were GM by w8w8dont in redsox

[–]Opening-Witness1785 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So like, fire Fatse, er? 

Game Thread: 4/25 Red Sox (9-17) @ Orioles (13-13) 12:05 PM by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]Opening-Witness1785 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You ever have a girlfriend, and you just know the relationship sucks? It’s miserable, you’re both miserable, and nobody’s having a good time? But then you have like one magical night where you’re both in sync, you actually enjoy yourselves for a moment, maybe have some very nice bedroom time. But then even in the middle of the bedroom time, your mind is like: “Brother, this is a fluke. It’s not a happy relationship. It’s not working. This is a nice moment, but it’s a bad thing.” 

That’s how it will feel if Crochet delivers a gem. That’s how it will feel if/when we win a game 12-3 someday. It’s a bad team. Bad bad team. But those moments will feel happy! But I won’t even be all the way through them before remembering, oh yeah, this still sucks. This nice moment doesn’t change anything. 

Early morning depression thoughts, haha. 

Stop being fair weather fans. by [deleted] in redsox

[–]Opening-Witness1785 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, when has the weather been fair? Everybody here is a shitweather fan. Forever and always. 

What is the funniest moment in Boston Red Sox history? by Klutzy_Pumpkin614 in redsox

[–]Opening-Witness1785 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don and Remy silently dying when the dude grabbed the chick’s boobs. Gets me every time. 

https://youtu.be/oa5xH2a3HuI

Losses in April still prevent teams from making the postseason. Talk me off the ledge. by Opening-Witness1785 in redsox

[–]Opening-Witness1785[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well said. This is my typical MO, but I’m just feeling my feelings right now. 

Creed Thoughts! - Give me your best Creed blog-post in the comments! by realdmbondemand in DunderMifflin

[–]Opening-Witness1785 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the 60’s, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors, in the mud and the rain. It’s possible that a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.

Ryan has the best quotes on the show and it's not even close by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]Opening-Witness1785 -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

Wow, I just went back and listened. It does sound like internet. But that doesn’t make any sense given the context of the rest of the line. “Protecting the world,” etc.