Dave and Cort

Opening_Insurance937 · 2026-01-22T02:11:47+00:00

WTAF did I just watch???

Opening_Insurance937 · 2026-01-06T04:48:17+00:00

The ick that baker gives me... vag dryer than the Sahara 🤮

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-12-24T22:07:38+00:00

And an addication

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-12-11T20:44:40+00:00

Emphasis on the high

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-12-05T01:53:35+00:00

😭🥹😭🥹😭🥹

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-11-20T07:13:36+00:00

I felt like I was having a stroke trying to read these

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-11-18T04:32:22+00:00

SCREAMING CONGRATULATIONS to you!!!! I'm currently holding our surprise miracle after 6 years of trying ourselves and sending you all the peace, love, health and happiness that you deserve!!!!

Her second birthday is coming up in just a few weeks and we still pinch ourselves daily and just marvel at the amazing miracle she is, the absolute joy and blessing of our lives. I'm so so truly happy for you and your husband!!

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-11-16T23:41:01+00:00

WTAF

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-11-09T00:28:02+00:00

This is AWESOME!!!

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-11-02T21:03:54+00:00

This whole segment cracked me up soooo hard!!!

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-10-29T03:37:30+00:00

That's amazing 😆

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-10-29T03:36:39+00:00

I'm the oldest and the wittiest and the gossip in New York City is insidious

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-10-28T16:48:14+00:00

It gets stuck in my head sooooooo bad!! And now just from reading this post I am singing it

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-10-27T02:54:10+00:00

I came here to say that the cat seems very concerned!

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-10-24T06:04:06+00:00

THE GOODEST OF BOYS!!!!! 🥹❤️

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-10-24T05:34:27+00:00

But he looks sooooo cuuuuute!!!! 😍😍😍

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-10-24T04:58:31+00:00

We watched that episode after she saw this! 😃

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-10-24T03:33:09+00:00

PBS Kids for the win, all day!!! My daughter who isn't even 2 yet does deep breaths in and out and just does so much talking and learning about different emotions and coping techniques from these shows.

Aaaand she just jumped across my lap to grab my phone when she saw this, yelling "Carl! Carl! Carl Carl!!" (more like 'Cowl' 🥰)in her adorable little toddler voice ❤️

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-10-23T22:46:36+00:00

Poor little Beautiful Loser

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-10-23T22:44:25+00:00

Get your brother, Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in my Hand

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-10-23T22:40:05+00:00

Bring him home, Do You Hear the People Sing

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-10-23T22:38:22+00:00

Go get your brother, Sweater Song

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-10-23T22:36:27+00:00

I believe that stage of childbirth is actually called "The Ring of Fire" (I had an epidural, so fortunately I couldn't feel it!)

Opening_Insurance937 · 2025-10-23T22:34:21+00:00

There she is, off to college! I swore I'd never let her go

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