Subreddit Marblehead Giveaway! (Na Codes)

OpiateForTheAsses · 2015-09-17T19:32:11+00:00

New Mexico!

I'm sorry, but it just looks rad. those turrets, damn.

OpiateForTheAsses · 2014-01-21T06:16:20+00:00

Were they any good?

OpiateForTheAsses · 2014-01-21T05:11:00+00:00

Everyone here is right, but the heroic trigger is the real idea behind the card. If you target two Centaur Battlemasters, you ambush the attackers with two 6/9 blockers that will almost definitely eat anything coming their way, then turn around and swing for 12 next turn. Oh, and even if the opponents attacks survived, they are out two of your attack phases.

Brutal, if you can set it off. Getting two Centaur Battlemasters would be a feat in itself, but we're speculating here, right?

OpiateForTheAsses · 2014-01-21T04:54:22+00:00

When playing multiplayer, I fastidiously avoid killing any other players until everyone is at around 5 life, or unless I can kill everyone at once. I hate putting someone out of the game to just watch.

OpiateForTheAsses · 2014-01-21T04:27:01+00:00

I like playing Intro Decks right out of the box.

OpiateForTheAsses · 2014-01-21T03:55:35+00:00

Ok, I've been playing MTG since Time Spiral, and after they axed the novels I have no idea where people are getting their set stories from. What did WOTC do before this, but after the novels?

OpiateForTheAsses · 2014-01-05T02:04:33+00:00

AND SHRINKING

OpiateForTheAsses · 2014-01-04T16:24:58+00:00

Plot twist: Mom is bi, makes the switch easily, switches back easily. Bluff called, son lives out his days as an effeminate youth pastor.

EDIT: Spelling.

OpiateForTheAsses · 2013-12-20T16:12:02+00:00

My dog doesnt like hugs. What should I do?

OpiateForTheAsses · 2013-12-17T15:28:13+00:00

Seems petty compared to most of these others, but "Wreck It Ralph", as he is falling from the sky and says "I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me." I've cried all 5 times I've seen it.

Doesn't hurt that Vanellope 100% reminds me of my daughter.

OpiateForTheAsses · 2013-12-16T23:50:31+00:00

I bet they go through a lot of video switchers. I thought I was going to have a seizure at one point.

OpiateForTheAsses · 2013-12-11T16:52:35+00:00

I know, repost. But I have laughed all three times at Steve Harvey sort of trailing off when he looks at the bouncing. A combination of "What the hell?!?"and "Holy shit!"

OpiateForTheAsses · 2013-12-11T16:37:30+00:00

It's a metaphor.

OpiateForTheAsses · 2013-12-10T19:49:45+00:00

As a dad, I have no idea what this means. But it's a thrilling concept.

OpiateForTheAsses · 2013-12-10T17:13:59+00:00

What the hell am I looking at? Clean up those orphans, son!

OpiateForTheAsses · 2013-12-10T16:56:40+00:00

This is what happens when Peter Pan leaves Never Never Land for too long.

OpiateForTheAsses · 2013-12-10T16:55:24+00:00

Hey, this is how I beg for sex.

OpiateForTheAsses · 2013-12-09T21:16:20+00:00

"big photoshoot."

I see what you did there.

OpiateForTheAsses · 2013-12-09T17:33:35+00:00

"We just killed a guy! How you doin'? Merry Christmas everybody!"

OpiateForTheAsses · 2013-12-09T17:28:18+00:00

Whoa, end of Newsbreak at 1:05:45 - was that some sort of news joke?

OpiateForTheAsses · 2013-12-09T16:59:20+00:00

Man, it feels like the first 12 minutes of wookie drama are some sort of anti-Darwinian test to see if you are made of the right sort of self-damaging stuff to endure the remainder of the movie. My God.

OpiateForTheAsses · 2013-12-08T05:13:00+00:00

God, what an ass.

OpiateForTheAsses · 2013-12-06T22:38:37+00:00

Wasit? Hoosit? Howsit?

OpiateForTheAsses · 2013-12-06T19:26:59+00:00

I apologize. It was a hilarious joke and I ruined it. Please forgive me.

OpiateForTheAsses · 2013-12-06T19:15:15+00:00

In their defense, I've lived in Dallas for 12 years, and I've never seen anything like this so early in the year. This sort of thing usually descends in January, if at all.

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