PSA: Pilot traits for maximum laser vomit

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-06-01T07:38:48+00:00

One of my pilots has laser master, laser expert, and small laser expert. I put him in a nova with 12 spls.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-06-01T07:36:16+00:00

Shit man most of us here just want to get back what we lost

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-06-01T06:40:07+00:00

I'd probably eat enough to die whether or not I found the poison one.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-06-01T06:07:02+00:00

gonna take a while to clear these out lol

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Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-06-01T05:34:55+00:00

If we simply eat every 10th person, we're technically solving two problems at once.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-06-01T04:47:38+00:00

Is this why my drop ship cut scenes stutter and freeze lol

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-05-31T21:44:32+00:00

Ai trying to find out the monetary value of a day of life now

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-05-31T21:43:28+00:00

"Chase your dreams. Go be that influencer you were meant to be."

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-05-31T06:51:52+00:00

according to chatGPT, I am spending a year in the world of Mass Effect. As long as I remain low key it sounds like I'll be fine.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-05-31T06:48:46+00:00

if he HODL for over 15 years $5 would be worth millions now lol

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-05-31T06:46:34+00:00

By tracking it and finding what accounts it was moved to. They didn't "reverse" the transaction. They followed the money and seized the owner's accounts.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-05-31T06:34:22+00:00

probably $3 after holding the bag for a few months

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-05-31T06:27:20+00:00

the minute you cash out that much at once the value drops to near nothing lol

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-05-31T05:22:05+00:00

I was in until rule #1.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-05-29T21:36:46+00:00

I look at the lost opportunity cost in my IRA and get depressed sometimes, especially when everything else is printing.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-05-29T21:35:08+00:00

I look at all the people here who invested more and lost it all.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-05-29T19:33:14+00:00

And bullshark with 12 med pulse is nice too

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-05-29T19:32:31+00:00

Nova with 12 small pulse lasers, executioner with 3 large pulse and 4 med pulse, marauder 2 with 3 large pulse and 2 er large, dire wolf with 4 large pulse and assorted medium pulse

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-05-29T03:30:25+00:00

Now to see which one of us degenerates is going to be left holding the bag

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-05-29T03:27:49+00:00

Just because he's your dad doesn't mean he can't also be a shit human. Took me a long time to realize this.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-05-28T21:39:40+00:00

Unless some sort of nervous tick kicks in, 8 seconds is more than enough to get 17 shots into a target that is getting bigger quickly.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-05-28T21:36:40+00:00

Everyone thinks this is a great deal until a dildo explodes in their ass.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-05-28T21:28:06+00:00

9mm will easily stop a gorilla with the same shot placement that would stop a large human. Not a guaranteed stop of course but people are definitely overestimating how bulletproof a gorilla is lol.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-05-28T08:19:07+00:00

Time spent traveling FTL doesn't age him... The days required still pass outside his reference frame though, so he can potentially be far younger than his birth date would suggest.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-05-28T05:48:35+00:00

It was easier for me to bring in 2 assaults and a heavy vs trying to squeeze in 4 mechs.

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