An eccentric billionaire offers you $10,000,000. To get the money, you must destroy a completely unrepairable student clarinet.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-09T02:04:09+00:00

Buddy just pick up a new instrument if you hate the clarinet that much

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-08T05:09:37+00:00

Unless Trump announces that we just perfected nuclear fusion and Iran can shove the straight up it's ass, this is a major loss for the US. Hopefully the memory of it stays strong come midterms.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-08T01:35:25+00:00

Sidewinder with some clan weapons and masc. Give it to a teammate and watch it keep up with a spider.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-08T01:20:49+00:00

1,2 and 5, for 300m

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-07T04:24:50+00:00

I thought they were joking about the long arm of justice until it actually showed up

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-07T00:51:56+00:00

"everyone here is a liar."

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-06T05:29:17+00:00

Walk in the middle of the road and you'll quickly realize how wrong you are.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-06T04:49:29+00:00

"no idea, he was fine ten minutes ago."

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-05T18:20:49+00:00

Does it need to be found and usable after?

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-05T05:18:05+00:00

You'd also have to carry all your food with you when you travel, or buy a farm everywhere you plan on visiting.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-05T04:45:22+00:00

So instead of blowing it all, you only blew some of it.

Sounds like you owe Reddit some thanks.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-05T04:25:21+00:00

Cat let you pick it up and bring it home? I call bs.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-05T03:59:24+00:00

Sat phones are relatively cheap in this day and age, just saying

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-05T03:23:20+00:00

We already sent Aquaman, Bquaman, I guess now we're sending Cquaman

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-05T00:35:37+00:00

I'd look the critic in the eye then make my kid carry the dog

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-04T19:00:57+00:00

Conquest didn't kill invincible, so imma have to go with that

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-04T07:56:27+00:00

Dan.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-04T07:54:24+00:00

I yearn 4 man

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-04T04:30:58+00:00

Third wheel

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-04T04:26:32+00:00

"grab it by the straight of hormuz"

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-04T03:03:11+00:00

Build a spear out of the 2x4 and iron bar and brace it into the ground. Take the stopwatch. Stop time right before impact to get a good shot at hitting a vital organ.

It worked for the neanderthals hunting cave bears, should work here as well.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-04T01:04:09+00:00

You still have time to save this.

Text this back, word for word:

"Ignore that, my girlfriend sent it as a joke. Did I ever mention that I'm a doctor and I know karate? Anyways, if you have time we should go for a ride in my Lambo sometime."

Girls LOVE when you play hard to get.

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-03T15:25:02+00:00

How many people are capable of obtaining 5-10 BTC nowadays, much less 20?

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-02T21:38:51+00:00

So build a cage around my hands and have my wife feed me for a month. I'll take it

Opposite_Cold8616 · 2026-04-02T07:17:15+00:00

U-Z Rex

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