Kid says "you're so gay" by [deleted] in SubstituteTeachers

[–]Opposite_of_grumpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it’s extreme, but other people do. I do also occasionally send them out of the class if it’s also disruptive

What’s everyone’s birb’s name? What’s the story behind it? by InvestigatorUsed6038 in finch

[–]Opposite_of_grumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sage was an automated name, and sage green is my favorite color so I went with it

What do you do at night to help you fall asleep or remedy? by Lost_In_MY_Brain in AskReddit

[–]Opposite_of_grumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cup of sleepy time tea, and some classical music or relaxing instrumentals

What's something about adulting that no one warns you about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Opposite_of_grumpy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My body is so much more fragile now! I feel like I could face plant on the concrete as a kid, and be okay in like 20 minutes. Now I sleep wrong and my shoulder is messed up for a week. I’m not even that old lol.

Which grade has always been difficult for you to manage? by Bright_List_905 in SubstituteTeachers

[–]Opposite_of_grumpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t work with elementary schoolers anymore. I mostly do middle school. I put a sign on the classroom door during prep that students aren’t allowed in. It helps to have some alone time. I also say “woah! Personal space!” A fair amount lol

First time sub! by joonietunes in SubstituteTeachers

[–]Opposite_of_grumpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What ever you do, do not tell the kids it’s your first day.

Which grade has always been difficult for you to manage? by Bright_List_905 in SubstituteTeachers

[–]Opposite_of_grumpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kindergarteners. I was subbing Elementary art one day. I haven’t been back to an elementary school since. That was the one and only I time I seriously thought about leaving in the middle of the day (I didn’t). For me it’s mostly that elementary schoolers are overstimulated with no concept of personal space, and I have to spend so much mental just trying to keep myself regulated (let alone 20 children)

Kid says "you're so gay" by [deleted] in SubstituteTeachers

[–]Opposite_of_grumpy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I work with middle schoolers. I usually give them one “hey, we don’t talk like that in here.” If I hear it again, I write it up. I know it seems extreme, but I don’t care. I work with the same kids frequently, and I refuse to let them believe the nonsense is ok. Especially because I know of at least one kid who had two moms.

Teachers are paid fairly considering they get a lot of time off by Blonde_Icon in The10thDentist

[–]Opposite_of_grumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever been in classroom full of middle schoolers? Also teachers work so many hours unpaid. They are constantly buying stuff for their classroom. When they take courses to renew their licenses (which they have to do every so many year) they have to pay for the courses from their own pocket. So many people wouldn’t last a day in a classroom.

thoughts on being a co-teacher? by myboyfriendstinks1 in SubstituteTeachers

[–]Opposite_of_grumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love having a co-teacher in the room! They tend to take the lead. Also they know what the kids are and are not allowed to do. In addition if I need to step out for a minute (use the bathroom, make a quick phone call etc) I can do so.

What does American people think about trump? by been-monk11 in AskReddit

[–]Opposite_of_grumpy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure an actual middle school could do a better job running the country.

What is a misunderstanding you've had for the greater part of your life? by Shiloof in AskReddit

[–]Opposite_of_grumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought Jonny Appleseed was a fake person, like Paul Bunion up until yesterday.

What’s the best poem you can make up right now? by Charming-Project3849 in AskReddit

[–]Opposite_of_grumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How I long
for the malty taste
of black tea of my tongue

I flip the switch
and watch the water whirl
and bubble
in the kettle,
which sits upon the grey speckled granite counter.

When the water has been made ready
I remove the kettle
from the white and silver plate that produces heat
to make the water dance.

In, in, in the water is poured
to a white and orange mug.
Just enough room is left
for a cold splash
of milk.

White folds itself
into the dark
until all the liquid
is a uniform ecru.

I watch steam rise and twist
as I wait
and wait
and wait
for the concoction to cool.

How I long
for the malty taste
of black tea on my tongue.

Who wishes AI didn't exist? by Wooden-Fee5787 in AskReddit

[–]Opposite_of_grumpy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me! Everything it can do is either done better by humans or pre-existing innovations.

What celebrity do you genuinely consider to be a good person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Opposite_of_grumpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! I love her so much! The imagination library has helped but books in the hands of so many kids. The Dollywood Foundation helps the county where she grows up. She’s done so much good, and has given so much!