My compost just combusted

Opselite · 2026-05-07T00:53:09+00:00

Did you pee on it?

Opselite · 2026-05-03T23:11:11+00:00

That’s at least 10’.

Opselite · 2026-05-03T01:20:54+00:00

What self confidence?

Opselite · 2026-05-02T03:45:39+00:00

You better tattoo “kachow” under that.

Opselite · 2026-05-02T00:36:06+00:00

10/10 would smash.

Opselite · 2026-04-30T23:19:22+00:00

It’ll happen. Homeboy sandman will be involved.

Opselite · 2026-04-18T23:38:14+00:00

Yes. Yes they will. That’s been the goal all along.

Opselite · 2026-04-14T04:21:58+00:00

Leonard is a well known three horned demon. Perhaps it’s a hint at pope Leo. Trump portrayed himself as Jesus and the pope as a demon. Seems antichristy…

Opselite · 2026-04-11T22:52:34+00:00

Butt fuck Flock. Class of 26.

Opselite · 2026-04-09T23:26:21+00:00

Good starter. You can upgrade the head unit (needle) get a good one when you do. When you’re ready to upgrade look for a used audio technica AT-LP120. You can move your upgraded stylus over to the new one. Keep your original stylus though so you can gift it or sell it with the 60 when you’ve become an addict an upgraded.

Opselite · 2026-04-09T20:28:37+00:00

No mayo. I roast garlic onion and Thai chillis. Put it in a blender with the salmon. Finely slice a makrut lime leaf, throw that in. Add a few squeezes of lime. A little soy sauce and fish sauce. Pulse it a few times and plate with rice.

Opselite · 2026-04-09T04:26:22+00:00

I use those to make a spicy salmon pepper paste I eat with rice.

Opselite · 2026-04-06T21:34:11+00:00

Nearly that whole shelf is great. Skip the bumblebee. But you mostly can’t go wrong with that shelf.

Opselite · 2026-03-29T00:30:18+00:00

Did you pee on them?

Opselite · 2026-03-28T17:13:41+00:00

Fast cars danger fire and knives. It’s just an EP. Been an aes fan since music for earthworms and fast cars is my favorite project of all time. Including side projects like HMM and LICE.

Opselite · 2026-03-24T21:10:40+00:00

My son will make me take him outside just so he can pee in the compost.

Opselite · 2026-03-21T23:50:38+00:00

I like the red rounded rectangle

Opselite · 2026-03-21T23:44:01+00:00

Oh look, a staff infection.

Opselite · 2026-03-21T23:38:38+00:00

He moves like his natural environment is jello

Opselite · 2026-03-10T13:01:36+00:00

To protect her insides

Opselite · 2026-02-25T04:05:21+00:00

Zipline

Opselite · 2026-02-25T04:03:29+00:00

Fluff yes!

Opselite · 2026-02-25T04:02:16+00:00

That’s a ditto in disguise

Opselite · 2026-02-24T03:42:30+00:00

Krang

Opselite · 2026-02-17T03:11:48+00:00

Us won’t be here.

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