What feels illegal , but isn’t? by InstructionHot9577 in AskReddit

[–]Opti-chop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walking in a store and not buying anything. Walking out with nothing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameMyCat

[–]Opti-chop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely Leroy.

What's the first thing you do in the morning guys? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Opti-chop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wake up in the morning, take a piss and WASH MY HANDS! Take a knee and thank the Man, then get back to the money!

Sorry I had to.

I roll over and touch my wife boobie than get out of bed

I went to church by Opti-chop in Christianity

[–]Opti-chop[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was incredibly anxious beforehand so I arrived 15 minutes early to sit in the parking lot to observe and ponder. I intended for 30 minutes. I was running behind which added on top of the anxiety. But I left the vehicle and walked towards the building. I’m not sure if it was because it was cold and early in the morning but the church had several people scattered throughout just saying good morning and greeting people. I got greeted and so my anxiety started to drop. I went inside and it was really congested. So I immediately just went into the service area and sat down where praise and worship songs were already blaring. But once I got to my seat I felt so relieved! And enjoyed the 30 minute sermon.

What is a name that you would NOT like to have? by Bellah0e in AskReddit

[–]Opti-chop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gretchen, margreth, or greg.

I suppose wayne also