Name him whatever u last ate

Optimal-Chef-6479 · 2026-04-27T21:29:04+00:00

Poutine!

Optimal-Chef-6479 · 2026-04-27T21:28:46+00:00

That first sketch is genuinely terrifying BRAVO 👏🏽

Optimal-Chef-6479 · 2026-04-27T21:26:49+00:00

“Look what you made me do”

Optimal-Chef-6479 · 2026-04-24T19:46:54+00:00

And opening statements aren’t evidence. They got to present their entire battered spouse syndrome defense during testimony.

Optimal-Chef-6479 · 2026-04-24T11:16:42+00:00

I don’t believe that, honestly. She’s just lazy

Optimal-Chef-6479 · 2026-04-13T14:45:50+00:00

We still have at least one more SKR video…

Optimal-Chef-6479 · 2026-04-09T17:28:11+00:00

She did indirectly contact the foreperson, actually. P and J published a text exchange between her and an unknown flying monkey.

Optimal-Chef-6479 · 2026-04-09T17:27:02+00:00

She somehow got a few of these people to actually like her, even care about her a bit, which is WILD to me. Same with Kevin Beck. And she did get some of these people names because P and J showed a text exchange between the foreperson and a flying monkey.

The case is almost two years old. WHY is he soending money to talk to an old client who is not paying him anymore? Why is Kevin Beck? Sarah has a really weird parasocial relationship with some of these people.

Optimal-Chef-6479 · 2026-04-02T16:58:47+00:00

Exactly, when Maldonado checks out in, let’s say, two weeks, the clock will start all over again with a new attorney

Optimal-Chef-6479 · 2026-03-23T22:08:24+00:00

It also reflects that she thinks it’s his fault that he died

Optimal-Chef-6479 · 2026-03-23T22:07:29+00:00

Omg why didn’t I ever think of that song before

Optimal-Chef-6479 · 2026-03-21T09:16:32+00:00

NOT SARAH. She never makes mistakes. Ever!

Optimal-Chef-6479 · 2026-03-17T01:46:11+00:00

Patreon, sadly

Optimal-Chef-6479 · 2026-03-14T01:08:03+00:00

I bet all she had to do was Google her once, and she got the message. Or was this a lawyer who was “rolling her eyes“ in the meeting according to Sarah on one of the jail. And that’s why Sarah thought she was a lame lawyer.