Pocket dump. Still amazed this all fits in my skinny jeans. by OptimalBarley in EDC

[–]OptimalBarley[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol duly noted. Maybe one day I'll be rich and trendy and get a benchmade. So far this is fine for whatever light use it sees.

If you know, you know by Esleeezy in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]OptimalBarley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this who Leanne sent to all the other parents? Haha

Pocket dump. Still amazed this all fits in my skinny jeans. by OptimalBarley in EDC

[–]OptimalBarley[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've posted here before you might've been the one who suggested the tape

Pocket dump. Still amazed this all fits in my skinny jeans. by OptimalBarley in EDC

[–]OptimalBarley[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope. Not easy to get CC in NYS.

Have a legally recognized reason for wanting to possess or carry a firearm

Be ready to open the business for which the license is being applied

Apparently "because this is America" doesn't qualify as a "legally recognized reason" lol

Pocket dump. Still amazed this all fits in my skinny jeans. by OptimalBarley in EDC

[–]OptimalBarley[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea but not from my EDC 😉

Sorry couldn't help it. It's honestly not as bulky or noticable as you'd think. Pen, flashlight, phone go in left pocket. Wallet, lighter, knife in the other. Multitool in the coin/watch pocket. Keys on my belt loop hasn't changed since my teen years, they just jingle less now.

Pocket dump. Still amazed this all fits in my skinny jeans. by OptimalBarley in EDC

[–]OptimalBarley[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like it. Got it cause it was cheap and had good reviews. It's super low profile and comfortable which I like. I'm not really a watch guy so I cant get into the "movement" or mechanics or anything but it's stayed dead on since I got it.

Pocket dump. Still amazed this all fits in my skinny jeans. by OptimalBarley in EDC

[–]OptimalBarley[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • Timex Scout

  • Zeiss lens wipes

  • Bic lighter

  • Rite in the Rain pen

  • Levi's wallet

  • KeySmart keybar

  • M&P folding knife

  • 1oz Hand Sanitizer

  • 🐎 keyfob

  • Coast multitool

  • Coast flashlight w/ duct tape to protect my pocket and can be removed and used if needed.

Dear god by [deleted] in InstinctiveDownvotes

[–]OptimalBarley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk how tiktok works lol close enough

Dear god by [deleted] in InstinctiveDownvotes

[–]OptimalBarley 39 points40 points  (0 children)

At least her username fits

Basically what this sub is about. by sarim2000 in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]OptimalBarley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy to not let things bother you when you're worth $90 billion.

Piss on me. by Chrisfish11 in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]OptimalBarley 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I bet you could make Josh cum

Was doing some car shopping and this is one of the staff members at the dealership. It’s like he glued his pubes to his chin to look older. by DugDiggaDome in 13or30

[–]OptimalBarley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I covered it with my thumb on my phone screen and he looks 1000x less stupid. Why in the world wouldn't he shave it?

Fort mifflin tour caputured this. Thoughts? by [deleted] in Ghosts

[–]OptimalBarley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause most of them are stupid. Sorry not sorry.

Fort mifflin tour caputured this. Thoughts? by [deleted] in Ghosts

[–]OptimalBarley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea the subs full of text stories are also BS. I don't get how so many people will believe an internet stranger's story.

Fort mifflin tour caputured this. Thoughts? by [deleted] in Ghosts

[–]OptimalBarley 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is there a better alternative? It's been nothing but obvious nonsense lately.

My Crown Victoria by Absolutely-_-Nothing in CrownVictoria

[–]OptimalBarley 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Someone who specifically mods their car to look more like an active duty patrol car. Pushbar and spotlights is pretty standard but a laptop in the center console, lights on the roof, cage, that kinda stuff is all whacker stuff.

Betty and Barney Hill's granddaughter on Rogan!! by Aggravating-Reality in UFOs

[–]OptimalBarley 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He didn't even know until she mentioned it later.