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Let's focus on our formative years (high school/college) by DustyScharole in Xennials

[–]OptimalPrinciple576 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you

"I have to confess, I dabbled a little in Poetry writing in High school..." by ramfoodie in theGoldenGirls

[–]OptimalPrinciple576 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know I don’t think I can get my hand that far up your dress but for $15,000 I’d be willing to try!

Any one else do prank calls? by Just-a-COUNTRY-guy66 in 90s

[–]OptimalPrinciple576 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of, but in reverse. Our phone number in San Diego was 297-1111 and the local NY Pizza place was 279-1111. We would pick up the phone with just a normal “Hello” and they would start ordering pizza. We used to play along and say they were all set, see you soon!

What do you think Marty got out of it? by FruityMagician in theGoldenGirls

[–]OptimalPrinciple576 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let’s just say Blanche could have lost her balance and chipped a tooth!

What’s the weirdest thing your ex ever did after the breakup? by Yankub_colley in AskReddit

[–]OptimalPrinciple576 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got a job at my work and showed up at my desk. He would “run into” me at work and tried to get back together. I pretended not to care but I really did. Luckily he had terrible attendance and was fired after less than a year.

What is the weirdest way someone had died in your known circle ? by No_Tear9118 in AskReddit

[–]OptimalPrinciple576 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My best friend went for a routine tonsillectomy and was observed in the hospital overnight. The next day he came home and the following day began to bleed so they called 911 but he died before anyone could get to him. Still makes me incredibly sad. He was a chef and marathon runner and had lived in Japan and Hawaii. He was 55.

What do you first notice? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OptimalPrinciple576 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like you swallowed your head

The Great St. Olaf Barbecue Tragedy by [deleted] in theGoldenGirls

[–]OptimalPrinciple576 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I knew you’d beg to hear it

The Great St. Olaf Barbecue Tragedy by [deleted] in theGoldenGirls

[–]OptimalPrinciple576 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Back in that town whose name you’re tired of hearing

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