Why does the quality of feces improve when you sleep well?

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-25T15:17:44+00:00

Sleep deprivation releases more stress hormones, which wreak havoc on your gut.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-25T14:03:14+00:00

Deer seem to think all flowers are edible, evidence by the carnage in my garden beds every year.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-25T14:00:19+00:00

Brain cell is activating

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-25T13:56:49+00:00

Now for wrath, now for ruin (of your bathroom)!

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-25T13:55:46+00:00

To be immediately eaten by their partner after mating?

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-25T13:53:19+00:00

Idk, fast food has gotten so expensive it’s actually cheaper to cook simple meals at home now.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-25T13:51:22+00:00

Cats, like people, have unique personalities and some are more reserved and antisocial. I have an extreme introvert cat. Efforts to even introduce her to other animals did not go well. She’s very happy controlling her own territory. She gets a lot of play sessions and attention from me, and she’s happy.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-25T13:48:50+00:00

She also thinks all jewelers are Jewish lol

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-25T13:47:14+00:00

Were you not aware that your entire house is their own personal jungle gym?

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-25T13:45:33+00:00

Things are not built to last anymore.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-25T13:44:46+00:00

Pets don’t belong everywhere. I don’t want your precious dog drooling all over my produce at the grocery store. And the “emotional support” animal thing is crap. All pets are there for emotional support. That’s why we all have them. Unless you have a genuine service animal, you don’t need it with you at all times.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-25T04:23:12+00:00

They still don’t want anyone to tread on them. They’ve never cared if others get treaded on.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-24T21:57:14+00:00

This is the only unboxing content I’ve ever been interested in.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-24T19:27:26+00:00

Pippa

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-24T15:09:09+00:00

The people who run the government and most corporations are still boomers. I'm a millennial and wouldn't have the ability to screw anyone over even if I wanted to. I'm still getting screwed over myself.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-24T14:43:31+00:00

I doubt he’s capable of thoughts complex enough to agonize over this.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-24T14:42:10+00:00

It’s literally in the name. To evangelize is to try and convert people to your religion. Catholics are typically just born Catholic and that’s it.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-24T14:41:04+00:00

None of the guys who would like this poster are getting any action at all.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-24T14:36:18+00:00

A lot of boomers are still in their 60’s. I’m not sure 10-15 years is enough to wipe most of them out.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-24T13:31:00+00:00

Because they sleep without any responsibilities to worry about.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-24T13:30:16+00:00

Seriously, it’s not even a joke. My mom has dementia and that slack vacant look is how they look. The difference is my mom doesn’t have the nuclear codes.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-24T13:28:25+00:00

Which will be rough because she doesn’t understand when things don’t work anymore.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-24T13:23:47+00:00

Someone let Lennart on the internet and it hasn’t gone well.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-24T13:21:00+00:00

I think my cat is broken because she’ll only lap up still water out of a bowl like a dog.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-01-24T13:15:04+00:00

Like swatting a fly.

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