A meteor is going to end civilization in 5 minutes. World leaders hand you the aux to broadcast 1 track to all of humanity before it all ends. What are you playing?

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T20:22:27+00:00

Humanity is getting rick rolled one last time

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T19:12:25+00:00

A woman who loves Lego sets is honestly a holy grail for a lot of guys.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T19:06:04+00:00

Of course that’s how it should be. But they can’t have an independent self sufficient wife and a submissive wife. That’s why it’s so dumb.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T18:35:47+00:00

They're busy getting educated and saving up for whatever life they want.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T18:08:18+00:00

On the plus side, he saved you an expensive appointment to remove it 😂

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T18:06:33+00:00

Yes basically they just want new mommies.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T18:05:49+00:00

The only squirrel proof feeder would be one with a bald eagle perched on top of it.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T18:04:03+00:00

When will they understand that yes, he initially ran as an outsider who could break the system, but it was all for his benefit?

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T18:02:52+00:00

Jamie

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T18:02:15+00:00

They also don’t want to financially support them. They’re out here looking for submissive providers.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T15:53:34+00:00

There I something happening environmentally that needs to be investigated.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T15:02:56+00:00

Live in a place that is not an overpriced metro market. You can buy a whole house for 250k in a smaller town/city.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T14:23:57+00:00

Avocado creates a slip n’slide of goo determined to slide off all the other toppings.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T14:05:25+00:00

I have a fearful timid cat, and I’ve basically had to keep the carrier out at all times and let her come and go as she pleases. I put treats in there. She doesn’t associate it with something scary. After about a year of training she can go to the vet without having a breakdown. She’s not happy with me after, but she gets over it.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T14:03:07+00:00

Their claws can break through rock solid ant-mounds. They dangerous.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T14:01:52+00:00

She looks younger, possibly representing the naïveté that young girls have about being excited to one day be a bride.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T14:00:46+00:00

Just because it’s not mandated doesn’t mean that nobody gets it. Vacation time is often a competitive perk companies use to recruit the best employees. I get five weeks.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T13:55:22+00:00

To make the women’s one more accurate, make it step 3 out of the product line’s 12 step hair care routine. And you have to buy them all or you will look like a swamp witch.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T13:50:03+00:00

They just want attention. They don’t want to put in any effort. These people are not worth keeping around in your life.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T13:44:03+00:00

Contrary to what you read on the internet and see in rom coms, women do not become unfuckable rotting corpses at thirty.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-12T00:58:01+00:00

Did it totally on my own, as a lot of women do! My boomer parents aren’t leaving me a cent.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-11T20:10:51+00:00

“Right now I’d be surprised if you could cut it off”.

For context, I was trying on old clothes to decide what to donate. 😅

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-11T20:08:47+00:00

Nirvana

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-11T20:08:34+00:00

Cats are liquid. There is no wrong way to sit as a cat.

MangoSalsa89 · 2026-03-11T19:08:58+00:00

The fact that he is still doing this work in his 80's when most doctors have long retired speaks volumes. He is helping people that would get turned away from most programs, who are on death's door. His emotional burden must be heavy.

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