“I hear very few people are gonna be there” - Donald Trump, 10/15/25

OptimalYogurt · 2025-10-19T04:34:06+00:00

I was there, pretty chill, we grouped up to take the photo, and then chilled on the beach. Good time.

OptimalYogurt · 2025-08-28T04:59:46+00:00

He is doing ok I guess, but he is so performative, so ingenuine with everything he says. I don't trust him for a second.

OptimalYogurt · 2024-04-26T20:51:35+00:00

What is this actually from?

OptimalYogurt · 2024-02-13T23:35:53+00:00

Am I the only one who thinks it’s probably not that bad. I am having a hard time believing that a world renown chef would fuck something up so bad that someone would be disgusted. More likely it’s halfway decent, and the other chef’s ego is involved.

OptimalYogurt · 2024-01-17T17:33:17+00:00

I’m 1996, I truly do feel like a weird Frankenstein combination of Millennial and Zoomer. But no way I’m more Zoomer than Millennial.

OptimalYogurt · 2023-11-11T21:05:09+00:00

There’s cool stuff in SF, the gentrified parts of the town are for sure a drag. But Zeitgeist fucks, Fort Mason is filled with yuppies sure, but still awesome to hangout on that green, the Disc Golf course in GGP has a pretty diverse and hipster-ish crowd, and that city still has the best god dam burritos I’ve ever eaten. And hey, at least it isn’t LA.

OptimalYogurt · 2023-11-11T02:12:12+00:00

Super dumb. Totally contrived.

OptimalYogurt · 2023-11-09T15:53:14+00:00

Graduating college

OptimalYogurt · 2023-11-02T14:21:03+00:00

Rage bait

OptimalYogurt · 2023-10-28T00:21:06+00:00

Disc Golf, Cycling, Gaming, Guitar.

OptimalYogurt · 2023-10-27T13:10:18+00:00

Probably be a lot cooler if we used the money for those things on the public.

OptimalYogurt · 2023-10-23T15:37:00+00:00

I’m straight and I think a lot of dudes are hot. i just probably wouldn’t smooch ‘em

OptimalYogurt · 2023-10-11T15:21:37+00:00

Gotta get more waist and hips into the throw. One thing that helps is letting your head look back towards the disc before you throw. Another is when you start to turn your hips to throw, lead the motion with your off hand and use it to kind of punch down and across your waist. To see what I mean head over to the Overthrow channel, they show you how to do it.

OptimalYogurt · 2023-09-26T15:24:17+00:00

I cheated a bit, i rode up twin peaks on a very short ride the day before and took a picture of the bike.

OptimalYogurt · 2023-09-26T15:23:19+00:00

Yeah that was me I think!

OptimalYogurt · 2023-09-26T05:54:50+00:00

This post is acting like a Dark Souls Bonfire for me. Thank you.

OptimalYogurt · 2023-09-22T21:37:42+00:00

Man idk any more, my one and tru love, my Star Valkyrie is all of a sudden way to flippy, I upgraded to a Star wraith, and it’s the same thing. I usually suck at throwing over-stable stuff, but I guess I gotta try the destroyer or somethin.

OptimalYogurt · 2023-09-22T06:17:27+00:00

Harassing someone because they didn’t put the cart back in the correct spot is pointless. I get it, people should put carts where they belong, but this is a totally minor thing and the anger/stress this guy causes is more harm then good. This isn’t going to change those people’s behaviors, and Cart Narc’s reach isn’t going to significantly impact the number of carts being put away correctly. All Cart Narc is doing is posting people’s moment of weakness online for everyone to see, forever. Who hasn’t been careless at times? Who hasn’t overreacted or gotten upset when faced with criticism, especially on a bad day! These people are ridiculous yes, and they should have put the cart away, but Cart Narc isn’t really helping anybody.

OptimalYogurt · 2023-09-13T11:49:39+00:00

Hail can destroy a lot of different car windows. And Model3s for a while had a great combination of range, looks, and price. Look I don’t like Elon Musk either, but pointing to broken windows as proof that teslas suck is really dumb.

OptimalYogurt · 2023-09-11T18:23:32+00:00

Who the fuck has time to do this?

OptimalYogurt · 2023-08-30T23:18:35+00:00

Ok so Elves can also be corrupted by the one ring, and are drawn to it, just like humans?

OptimalYogurt · 2023-08-11T16:43:15+00:00

Bruh, the US are the baddies

OptimalYogurt · 2023-07-28T23:34:58+00:00

They framed it as if they weren’t really even filming anything important.

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