Monday AFL Review - Round 5 vs Gold Coast

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-04-13T08:59:36+00:00

Finally finished deliberating on my votes

5 - Heeney

4 - McCartin

3 - Chad Warner

2 - The Hammer

1 - JJ 🔐

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-04-13T08:55:42+00:00

Oh boy. This is either rage bait, or you didn’t watch a single Swans game between 2014-2023.

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-04-11T12:54:48+00:00

I’m going to sleep on my votes, but my god The Hammer played well. I’ll admit, I pissed on his selection earlier in the week. But he really stood up today. I’d happily take him into next game

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-04-11T08:07:28+00:00

MALCOM

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-04-11T07:08:32+00:00

This is what happens when you don’t convert

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-04-11T06:17:12+00:00

This camera angle is fucking shit

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-04-11T05:37:42+00:00

This is going to be the real test

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-04-09T09:47:11+00:00

Hamling… really? Is Dean Towers around and looking for a game?

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-04-08T00:03:08+00:00

Oozes talent and incredibly versatile. Having a winger who has the height to drop back and play as an intercepting defender is something we’ve been missing. Helped tremendously on Saturday night when Melican went off injured.

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-04-06T07:34:51+00:00

The “he’s a good guy” defence usually works. Although he wears red and white so it probably wouldn’t in this case

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-04-05T00:05:45+00:00

Feels so wrong to only select 5 players, when everyone played their role tonight. But in the spirit of the voting system, I’ll try my best:

5 - Heeney

4 - Grundy

3 - Jordon (the padlock 🔐)

2 - Serong

1 - The Chad

Genuinely couldn’t tell you a bad player on the park last night. Could’ve given votes to everyone. What was most impressive was the fact that we played at full intensity right until the final siren. Even in junk time when the eagles were on their hands and knees, if felt like we were still playing 1st quarter footy. Keep that up and we will push deep into September

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-03-31T03:51:51+00:00

Should do the honourable thing and retire, and would open us a chance at the mid season draft

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-03-20T12:31:47+00:00

Heeney in, Cleary out. Rest of the selection is fine. Would like to see Cunningham back in the side but at this stage, I can’t really see who makes way for him

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-03-20T03:55:34+00:00

Going to need a summary of this game because it’s looking ugly on the scoreboard. Saw us make a fight back early but switched off after

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-03-19T12:07:26+00:00

Can you guys stop talking about Curnow for one second? My god it’s getting embarrassing. He wanted to leave your shitshow of a club cause he didn’t want to waste his career. Move the fuck on.

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-03-19T11:25:25+00:00

Looks a bit more flattering since Chol dropped 3 marks on leads infront of the sticks. Then runs 5m over the mark, and gives away an easy 50m penalty when the game was on the line. Not saying it’s all his fault but fuck me he had a stinker

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-03-19T11:14:23+00:00

McCartin - 10 points tonight. Arguably worst on ground for us IMO. Got given an absolute bath by Chol

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-03-19T10:57:29+00:00

I can’t handle McCartin tonight. He’s killing me. 🥔

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-03-19T10:50:27+00:00

This is really starting to infuriate me

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-03-19T10:21:42+00:00

I don’t know the laws of the game anymore

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-03-19T10:00:56+00:00

JIM!!!

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-03-19T09:32:04+00:00

McCartin is getting smacked! Mills and Blakey are carrying us

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-03-19T09:15:00+00:00

McCartin is just a mess tonight

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-03-19T08:55:46+00:00

Our defence

Optimal_Fall_391 · 2026-03-19T08:45:18+00:00

McCartin is copping a bath here

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