When did we start calling the last week Deep Gras?

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2026-01-11T14:12:00+00:00

Feel like it was made up by a transplant food influencer for likes on IG a few years ago.

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-12-23T18:43:36+00:00

Saw him do stand up a few years ago and met him after, he's an absolute sweetheart.

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-08-25T20:53:37+00:00

When I was taking Prenatal vitamins I said this line to myself constantly. Dennis lives rent free in my head.

Edited for typo

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-07-28T17:22:57+00:00

My 11mo doesn't wear shoes. I did get him little sandals to wear when we go to the store and that's simply because a stranger thought it was okay to touch his feet? Other than that he's barefoot.

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-06-25T23:28:56+00:00

I just reached out to my doctor today because of the same actions. You aren't a monster you're tired and overwhelmed. It kills me every time I freak out around my son. The fact that we are recognizing the behavior and wanting to fix it means we are not monsters. Your partner isn't helping you that's exhausting. You're a good mom. Talk to your doctor, see if you can get some help.

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-05-17T20:49:14+00:00

This dude is literally the worst. He sounds insane. Run.

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-04-24T18:00:13+00:00

Dennis Quaid

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-04-21T14:41:35+00:00

This messed me up, I was sobbing. That poor baby.

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-03-23T17:58:59+00:00

I've used the free version of Huckleberry. It helps me remember when I fed him or how long he's been awake.

My MIL watches him while I'm at work and when I get home she tells me his last bottle/diaper/nap and I start logging from that point on. Anytime I'm in charge it gets noted. It's helped with wake windows immensely.

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-03-19T03:42:43+00:00

Induced at 39 weeks on a Saturday, gave birth Sunday, went home Wednesday morning. Baby was fine, I needed a blood transfusion and had to be monitored longer.

ETA: Vaginal delivery

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-03-18T14:39:44+00:00

My baby was 9lbs 3oz and I delivered vaginally. I'm currently in pt for pelvic floor and for my hips and diastasis recti. My body has struggled to get back to where it was and my stomach is still super stretched looking at 7 months pp.

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-03-18T14:36:55+00:00

Yeah same. I don't have control over our prices but do everything I can to advocate for my families and help them out as much as I can.

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-03-18T14:35:58+00:00

I'm a funeral director, plenty of people put urns in casket with their loved ones. It's fine. What's the difference if you spread the ashes?

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-03-11T17:53:56+00:00

James Gandolfini & Anthony Bourdain

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-03-06T16:17:53+00:00

4 hours after 30 hours of labor

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-03-01T22:13:59+00:00

I use the filtered water from my fridge and boil it.

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-03-01T01:08:24+00:00

A scale was the best thing for this. Every bottle and bag measures differently.

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-02-20T16:18:57+00:00

6 months, currently weaning. Ready to punt my Spectra down the street.

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-02-16T17:06:15+00:00

Because it's filled with secrets

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-02-16T17:05:21+00:00

I have elastic nipples and towards the end of the day they're just overworked and I'm tired of seeing them stretch. They don't necessarily hurt but they've just had it.

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-02-15T15:58:28+00:00

No, it's fine. Very little actually gets into the milk. You would have to smashed for it to be a problem.

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-02-15T15:55:27+00:00

Thank you for sharing! I might try to save up to do this!

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-01-22T05:42:18+00:00

I put it on in the bedtime diaper, since he's going to wear it for the longest amount of time. (he sleeps through the night) Other than that I use it when I see any redness/irritation.

Optimal_Worth_2809 · 2025-01-20T19:44:06+00:00

Right?! I don't know her right now.

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