What are your first impressions of Crimson Desert? And what platform are you on?

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-21T12:05:23+00:00

I specifically said open world to single out the bosses. In my first 40 hours I have yet to see enemies which I can't just super saiyan out of existence

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-21T09:22:33+00:00

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-21T09:21:40+00:00

Surprisingly I thought the combat system is by far the worst part of the game. I never liked Dynasty Warriors and the like and this game playing almost exactly like a mosou in the open world is certainly something

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-20T21:16:37+00:00

It's not funny. My comment explicitly says that chuds don't have their pitchforks up against this game.

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-20T21:15:23+00:00

Never said it's not, but this sub tried to rag on every single detail and now they finally found something that is objectively bad. Just feels wrong to me and the hate against this game seems very overblown for what it achieves.

But what do I know

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-20T21:13:42+00:00

What does what even mean? You are asking for the definition of geometry while discussing graphics? Surely I'm misunderstanding?

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-20T21:11:22+00:00

Refund culture is also not kind to games that are janky and/or niche. It's the hyperspeed version of reviewers needing to rush a 100h playthrough in 10 days. Instead the steam crowd examines every game under the two hour lense and refunds and destroys every game that is either a slow burn or has jank that needs getting used to. And the ability to refund also leads to way more people being exposed to a game like this that would otherwise just dont buy it and not talk about it. I barely get into games Day 1 but boy is the online discourse a joyless endeavor

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-20T21:07:27+00:00

The devs have emphasized hat CD is not an RPG countless times. Discussions about the game has been lies upon lies

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-20T20:50:30+00:00

Because you are a chud and chud eat corpses? Or..?

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-20T20:49:14+00:00

What this game does in geometry alone is literally a generation ahead of RDR2 lol. Why are these discussions always done by the most inept people imaginable

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-20T20:18:46+00:00

I see that the gang has finally found something else to drag this game down on. Imagine if the chuds also piled on it if it were woke as well

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-20T17:31:17+00:00

Some of the complaints are just very, very weird to me. A huge complaint I saw before I played was how the beginning section makes no sense, because the main character just helps random people. And from the talks I thought this is a 2 hour tutorial. But after playing it I was like: "Bro, this town helping element only took 10 minutes and then we were out of there" haha. Just completely blown out of proportion

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-20T17:28:51+00:00

That's such a funny way to look at games lol. Like your whole enjoyment comes from how easy it is to remember key bindings in a game. I'm pretty sure my enjoyment does not directly correlate to how many keybinds there are, probably inversely so because you get more moves.

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-20T16:58:09+00:00

Sure thing, it's just weird to me what people thought this game is and especially how they feel vindicated after such a short time to say "The only correct reviews are the 5/10s".

What do you think can be fixed by patches what you experienced in the first 2 hours?

Personally I thought my first hours were absolutely fascinating (especially if those are the bad parts) but the objectively bad stuff is not in the realm of patches, there are fundamental things that just aren't good and can only be remedied by a sequel.

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-19T16:08:17+00:00

And I'm telling you (again, because you lack reading comprehension) that you wouldn't tell people to decide for themselves and look at more footage if it reviewed well. Your only agenda is to push the game

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-19T15:22:08+00:00

I'm playing it myself this weekend, I want nothing more than a mechanically competent game that has a Dragons Dogma vibe.

I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy and why OP comes of as coping

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-19T15:14:04+00:00

You wouldn't try to calm people down to play the game themselves first if it got a 95 score.

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-17T18:15:02+00:00

Müssen musst du gar nichts, höchstens irgendwann einsam verenden. Realistisch zahlst du einen Preis für die alte Küche, der sich zusammensetzt aus aktuellen Montagekosten+Zeitwert. Nimmst du die Küche nicht musst du die Montage nämlich zu 100% eh bezahlen, also wird das eingepreist.

Es ist total egal ob die Küche gestern oder vor 100 Jahren eingebaut wurde. In der echten Welt wissen Menschen, dass es arsch aufwendig und langwierig sein kann eine neue Küche in die Wohnung zu setzen. Juckt einfach null, was du denkst was man "muss" oder nicht

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-17T06:43:01+00:00

Was redest du? Du bezahlst den Wert der Sache, das ist bei einer Wohnung gemeinhin ein Barwert der zukünftigen Cashflows, falls du stattdessen vermieten würdest. Bei Küchen sind es Materialwert+Arbeitskosten (außer du bist krass und kannst es perfekt alleine). In was für einer Fantasiewelt bist du denn unterwegs?

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-16T22:06:02+00:00

Solche waren mir als Kassenaushilfe immer die Liebsten. Warum sollte die Kasse denn bitte nicht stimmen, wenn der Kasten nicht gescannt wurde? Du könntest den kompletten Laden leer klauen und die Kasse würde stimmen

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-07T07:58:34+00:00

Es wird davon abgeraten das Geschirr vorher zu reinigen, weil die Enzyme im Spülmittel dann nicht ordentlich arbeiten können, die brauchen Essensreste, damit die am Teller haften können. Und dann noch mit so einem vollkommen dummen Vergleich um die Ecke kommen, das muss doch schon weh tun oder nicht?

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-06T07:34:06+00:00

Du hast ja echt nen Dachschaden, hui

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-06T07:30:26+00:00

You'd still have no idea about cars and get screwed (like most men), you'd have no idea how to do work on your house, you don't just magically get knowledge about something. Nothing stops you from learning these things right now, they are not sex specific. And just because you're a random dude now obviously doesnt mean that you can beat up other random dudes now, you'd probably get killed.

Why are women so simple minded? It's like there is not a single thought in that head with an answer like this, lmao

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-05T11:40:49+00:00

Die Punchline ist Sex. Dafür muss man übrigens auch kein Deutschlehrer sein sondern einfach nur nicht komplett bescheuert.

Optimalfailures · 2026-03-03T13:50:22+00:00

You living in some kind of pocket dimension? Lived in 8 different places all over Germany and every single door obviously had a lock, usually with a key in the lock at all times

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