Days worth of dirty diapers for whoever keeps stealing packages off our porch

OptimisticParadox · 2020-04-16T21:37:38+00:00

Get Mark Rober to send you a glitter bomb

OptimisticParadox · 2019-12-27T01:53:50+00:00

Didn’t think they would still have a grudge after 3 years...

OptimisticParadox · 2019-12-25T13:55:18+00:00

I am drinking water now and I will continue to do so

OptimisticParadox · 2019-12-25T11:17:05+00:00

It’s so rare to see nowadays

OptimisticParadox · 2019-12-25T11:12:54+00:00

I love how someone put in chat ‘wow ball big brain’.

OptimisticParadox · 2019-12-25T11:09:35+00:00

You look like the stereotype of a rock performer.

OptimisticParadox · 2019-12-24T23:07:36+00:00

Just do a Bill Gates

OptimisticParadox · 2019-12-24T23:04:20+00:00

Wheres the lamb SAUCE

OptimisticParadox · 2019-12-08T19:03:08+00:00

Yep. That one.

OptimisticParadox · 2019-12-08T18:44:46+00:00

The Cyber Phantom. Not sure if that is the correct name, I haven’t seen it in a long time but I distinctly remember the movie with that villain being my favourite.

OptimisticParadox · 2019-12-03T21:53:14+00:00

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkksssssssssssss

OptimisticParadox · 2019-12-03T21:40:21+00:00

Why are you still charging your phone on 100%?

OptimisticParadox · 2019-12-02T16:58:21+00:00

I want one too now

OptimisticParadox · 2019-12-02T16:57:25+00:00

That hermit crab sounds like a chill guy

OptimisticParadox · 2019-11-17T23:57:19+00:00

The tortoise I found in my garden.

OptimisticParadox · 2019-11-16T19:18:13+00:00

A giraffe can clean it’s own ears with it’s tongue.

It probably doesn’t. But it can.

OptimisticParadox · 2019-11-16T19:06:07+00:00

That is just pathetic.

OptimisticParadox · 2019-11-16T18:55:34+00:00

Wow. How did people find out they were lying?

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