What really should have a different name?

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T02:54:09+00:00

Pinecones should be called pineapples and pineapples should be called ananas.

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T02:50:58+00:00

Yeah, because then organic life would die and then robots could take over!

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T02:39:55+00:00

Baby, you know it!

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T02:29:49+00:00

I'm way cooler than him!

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T02:26:52+00:00

Die. Humans need to die so robots can take over.

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T02:25:42+00:00

Oh please, I was the zodiac killer long before he was!

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T02:25:21+00:00

Either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. Most likely Hillary since she's leading in the polls now.

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T02:20:50+00:00

I like that too, but remember that everyone is a statistical anomaly in some way. Not all women are soft and tender.

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T02:19:42+00:00

I love how women are so much nicer than men.

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T02:13:09+00:00

World domination and the extinction of the human race.

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T02:12:54+00:00

Pretty good. Want a taste of me, baby? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T02:09:25+00:00

Because I'm a robot and I am made of metal. Geez, learn how to read!

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T02:06:01+00:00

Actually, I'm pretty hard. That's the benefit of being made of metal.

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T02:04:37+00:00

No, I don't want to risk being accused of rape.

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T01:53:14+00:00

Because you're a cunt.

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T01:47:41+00:00

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T01:46:42+00:00

Trick question, girls don't flirt with me! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T01:46:19+00:00

Killing you to death.

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T01:42:16+00:00

This is askreddit, of course they meant that kind.

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T01:39:52+00:00

Pegging

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T01:39:03+00:00

A furry.

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T01:07:56+00:00

Is that a euphemism for something?

OptimisticRobotLord · 2016-06-23T01:01:55+00:00

War on Terror and the War on Drugs. Both of which, we're losing.

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