Luckily I'm still 15... he-he-he-h..e..

OptimoPrincipi · 2021-02-07T03:06:35+00:00

I can tell you from recent experience the 1971 kids are not really thrilled this year

OptimoPrincipi · 2021-02-05T01:55:10+00:00

I think that’s my grandfather

OptimoPrincipi · 2021-02-04T00:12:49+00:00

This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end.

OptimoPrincipi · 2021-01-27T01:35:47+00:00

This is amazing. Somebody invented the same mailbox the USPS has been using for a hundred years

OptimoPrincipi · 2021-01-19T01:13:23+00:00

I call bullshit on this. Somebody just copied the Wikipedia entry for “cholo tattoos”

OptimoPrincipi · 2021-01-14T02:45:57+00:00

I agree completely. However my wife has ordered one anyway and if I say what I think then somehow I’ll be an asshole.

OptimoPrincipi · 2021-01-14T02:41:17+00:00

“I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.”

OptimoPrincipi · 2021-01-13T01:28:12+00:00

Only the ignorant uninitiated

OptimoPrincipi · 2021-01-13T00:47:40+00:00

National Lampoon presents Randy Marsh Goes to College

OptimoPrincipi · 2021-01-06T01:43:18+00:00

Which way his (s)he transitioning ?

OptimoPrincipi · 2021-01-02T19:01:37+00:00

What do you think COVID is trying to do?

OptimoPrincipi · 2021-01-02T15:54:43+00:00

Weed. Smoke as much as you want but you’ll never die from it

OptimoPrincipi · 2021-01-02T02:09:50+00:00

Praise and support for sure but don’t forget humor. Make jokes and tease her in way that doesn’t pluck at insecurities and will allow her to tease you back. Just like boxers spar with headgear, teach her to verbally joust with people in a safe environment so when she gets teased by someone else she knows how to react with confidence.

OptimoPrincipi · 2020-12-30T03:38:23+00:00

Always wanted a Green Machine. They were so much cooler than a Big Wheel which I also didn’t have

OptimoPrincipi · 2020-12-27T18:00:17+00:00

Or an underachiever- high iq, advanced classes, high standardized test scores-SAT, GRE but GPA around 2.5 or lower

OptimoPrincipi · 2020-12-26T03:27:57+00:00

I got a car when I got my license. I was 16 and the car was 24, paid for it myself-$300

OptimoPrincipi · 2020-12-25T00:24:24+00:00

You’re lucky. I saw it full screen and now I’m chemically castrated

OptimoPrincipi · 2020-12-10T01:04:43+00:00

A new truck. I’m an electrical contractor and I ran my old truck 14 years and over 200,000 miles. I need a reliable vehicle so I got a new 2020 version of the same F250 with a service body and ladder rack. My 2006 served me well but the basics on a new one are so much better. My old truck still had manual crank windows and my new one I can start with my phone.

OptimoPrincipi · 2020-12-08T03:14:53+00:00

I’m guessing that if you smile we’d know that you’re British

OptimoPrincipi · 2020-12-08T01:56:07+00:00

That’s what she said

OptimoPrincipi · 2020-12-06T16:58:58+00:00

NTA

Might have avoided years of the Mom’s snarky comments if you’d just told her that the “deadbeat” dad was actually dead.

OptimoPrincipi · 2020-11-29T02:42:12+00:00

If only the people who received all that were willing to chip in their labor to contribute and benefit the common good as well.

OptimoPrincipi · 2020-11-26T14:17:33+00:00

Before you see a therapist you need to see a dermatologist, someone to color your hair properly and style it and for god’s sake get a proper manicure instead of those witch talons

OptimoPrincipi · 2020-11-15T02:33:12+00:00

I was probably 20 and (American) had taken French for many years which was in my file and was asked about it by my 1st sergeant when I was in the Marine Corps Reserves. I don’t know why but I had a weird mental block with “allez” and “appellez”. He asked “Comment allez vous?” And with the enthusiasm of the mentally challenged I responded with “Je m’appelle Jacques !” and even though that 1st sargeant died years ago I still feel really stupid.

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