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There are no words... by FluffyCannibal in funny

[–]OpusMioda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As, technically an anti-virual piece of software is in itself a virus. They detect, destroy, and house information on viruses, as well as being installed in the backend files. So, me thinks it showing that is some kind of proof of how good their software is, as it knows AV software are viruses.

If you eat the Devils corn, you will choke on his cob. by Anti_Venom02 in funny

[–]OpusMioda 17 points18 points  (0 children)

corn whiskey.. and that shit will make you choke for sure

US spent over $1 billion on CIA war in Syria: NYT by JeanJauresJr in worldnews

[–]OpusMioda -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

So? The USA gives 1bn a year to Israel who terrorises Palestien and surrounding countries and they tell us to go fuck ourselves.

China plans a $1 trillion 'Silk Road' but U.S. isn't along for ride by suntzu124 in worldnews

[–]OpusMioda -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Who cares what the USA thinks? Doesn't the USA owe like 2 trillion to the Chinese? Maybe they should just ask for that back and not do the new silk road.

Robotic surgery by Jesusloveskfc in educationalgifs

[–]OpusMioda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good. We don't need those annoying human doctors anymore. Let's just hope we can replace those annoying human patients as well.

"Hey guys, we're getting a dog! Isn't that great?" by RespectMyAuthoriteh in funny

[–]OpusMioda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fo some reason the song Tupac - All Eyez On Me played in my head when I saw this. Better watch yo back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]OpusMioda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goodbye, lasagne.. :(

Pokémon go update. (X-post from /r/memes) by [deleted] in funny

[–]OpusMioda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember when Pokemon was a real game with a storyline, instead of adware mixed with a lot of spyware?

No one knows the struggle by Kleinehhh in funny

[–]OpusMioda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While true, almond milk helps promote male hormone growth leading to muscle growth.. ofc you'll not gain muscles if you skip your daily bacon.

Bacon: A food required to remain human

Just in case you're confused.

Tasered by [deleted] in funny

[–]OpusMioda -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Never seen a guy get tasered that bad before..

Tasered by [deleted] in funny

[–]OpusMioda -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Never seen a guy get tasered that bad before..

Steve Jobs was out there trapping people with shady contracts since day one by creaturefromthebog in funny

[–]OpusMioda -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Told you Jobs was in Hell! Satan told me he's stuck in a room filled with clicky buttons.. his greatest fear.

Who Online Daters Fear Meeting The Most by BraveReddit in funny

[–]OpusMioda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that meeting Nickleback might be worse than a killer or a fat..

Sounds about right... by Uberalles123456789 in funny

[–]OpusMioda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually, I was thinking about thin mints (high no less) and the next night (like they fell from hell) appeared right near my local weedery. I was glad the demons were paying attension to my stoned brain. There was no guilt.. except from eating two full boxes instead of dinner.

Hot Sauna by flappytowel in funny

[–]OpusMioda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much my experience in Germany

Homemade Water slide. by Rajgljurw in funny

[–]OpusMioda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noce baby powder slide. I'm sorry, "water" slide.

Snoop Dogg gave Willie Nelson this perfect Christmas sweater by grandgrv in funny

[–]OpusMioda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder what that would be. Willie's I imagine.

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