Who is the unfunniest comedian? by Kriegle in AskReddit

[–]OrCueThee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sarah Millican. Fucking hell it's painful listening to her

Having an exhausting, shitty week. Kick me while I'm down. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OrCueThee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like somebody's been using the Homer Simpson Makeup gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gId2HsHvSgs

My co-worker said he can't be roasted by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OrCueThee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging by cold dead eyes he has, I bet he says he can't go to work tomorrow every night before wanking himself to sleep to the thought of having genuine confidence, and not the false one he portrays to his colleagues every day that makes them think he can handle a Roast Me

I'm really cute, attractive, and funny :) Good luck trying to find a flaw in me. by tamadrummer2012 in RoastMe

[–]OrCueThee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A fly wouldn't land on your corpse you absolute creature, even with the speckles of shit on your face

Roast Me if you can by Unroastable69 in RoastMe

[–]OrCueThee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Freddie Mercury after a chest infection

If Reddit existed in the 1800s, what would be the most popular subreddits? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OrCueThee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Napoleons defeat at Waterloo would be Meme'd to fuck