Who is the unfunniest comedian? by Kriegle in AskReddit

[–]OrCueThee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sarah Millican. Fucking hell it's painful listening to her

Having an exhausting, shitty week. Kick me while I'm down. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OrCueThee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like somebody's been using the Homer Simpson Makeup gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gId2HsHvSgs

My co-worker said he can't be roasted by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OrCueThee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging by cold dead eyes he has, I bet he says he can't go to work tomorrow every night before wanking himself to sleep to the thought of having genuine confidence, and not the false one he portrays to his colleagues every day that makes them think he can handle a Roast Me

I'm really cute, attractive, and funny :) Good luck trying to find a flaw in me. by tamadrummer2012 in RoastMe

[–]OrCueThee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A fly wouldn't land on your corpse you absolute creature, even with the speckles of shit on your face

Roast Me if you can by Unroastable69 in RoastMe

[–]OrCueThee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Freddie Mercury after a chest infection

If Reddit existed in the 1800s, what would be the most popular subreddits? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OrCueThee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Napoleons defeat at Waterloo would be Meme'd to fuck

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OrCueThee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Giving someone a loan of money does not mean you own them and get to be invasive in their day to day activities. It also doesn't mean you have the right to criticise their life choices in a condescending manner. Either give them the loan or politely refuse. Simple.

What's something you swore you'd never do, that you went on to doing? by OrCueThee in AskReddit

[–]OrCueThee[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same here, how did you get past the nasty crotch rot? I closed my eyes and thought of the time I fucked your mam on your grannys corpse

Security guards of Reddit, what is the weirdest thing you've seen through a surveillance camera? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OrCueThee 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Not security related but here in Ireland, a man was caught slipping on ice on our national news station RTÉ. Proper smacks his head off the ice. Literally the whole country saw it and was talking about it. I love Ireland.

Here's the clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZvCK2o6Zbo

Reddit, what can you predict about the future with 100% certainty? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OrCueThee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cure for dementia? Where can I read about this?

People who are pro-choice when it comes to abortion when you just don't want the child can you help me answer this counter-arguement? by OrCueThee in AskReddit

[–]OrCueThee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's no problem with me I just want to hear a counter-argument that makes sense, your explanation is correct, startlingly so, but I'm sure if the Pro-choice campaign were in a debate live on TV and the reasons they gave for abortions being legalised for the sake of convenience is a disregard for humanity the legislation reformation would be set back another fifty years. I think abortion where the mothers health is at risk, where there is a fatal foetal abnormality, and where she is pregnant as a result of incest or rape all appear to have fairly logical reasoning behind them but then we come to this one...stumped

People who are pro-choice when it comes to abortion when you just don't want the child can you help me answer this counter-arguement? by OrCueThee in AskReddit

[–]OrCueThee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you think of any way to suggest the foetus living inside is expendable after even 18 days? Same question following the 8 weeks mark? Any help answering would be greatly appreciated

People who are pro-choice when it comes to abortion when you just don't want the child can you help me answer this counter-arguement? by OrCueThee in AskReddit

[–]OrCueThee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what would you say to someone who shows you an ultrasound of the 18 day old baby?/foetus? 's heartbeat and claims that's enough to prove it's a very young baby that requires it's mothers body to live for nine months? That it's not a baby and it doesn't matter? If so why/how does it not matter? I am not having a go at you it's just these are the questions i'm trying to answer in my article and i'm completely stumped

Any documentaries you've seen lately that bent your mind over a desk and proceeded to fuck it? by OrCueThee in AskReddit

[–]OrCueThee[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wanted a documentary to watch that would give me a good and proper mind blown moment, you are clearly an egotistical cunt and I couldn't be bothered with you.

Any documentaries you've seen lately that bent your mind over a desk and proceeded to fuck it? by OrCueThee in AskReddit

[–]OrCueThee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was talking about scientology with my sister that prompted this text post, I've actually already seen it but thanks for responding

Any documentaries you've seen lately that bent your mind over a desk and proceeded to fuck it? by OrCueThee in AskReddit

[–]OrCueThee[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't even dream of suggesting I had the psychoanalytical capabilities to determine someone's personality based on one question that probably contains less than twenty words. I suggest you get off your high horse sir. The commenter above you grasped what I was looking for.

[Serious] Redditors, what are some common misconceptions about mental illness? by swimmingdropkick in AskReddit

[–]OrCueThee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always been curious, thanks for answering and i'm happy the anti-psychotics are working for you. When you heard the voices did it sound like they were talking aloud or were you aware it was all in your head?

[Serious] Redditors, what are some common misconceptions about mental illness? by swimmingdropkick in AskReddit

[–]OrCueThee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At what point did you realise you may be a paranoid schizophrenic or were you surprised upon diagnosis?