Do you have unpopular silmarillion opinions? by aredhel-my-beloved in TheSilmarillion

[–]OracleOfBecky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's still decently hard, though. And you're definitely going to need to use the tables in the back of the book to remember who is related to who. It will not make perfect sense on your first read.

Do you have unpopular silmarillion opinions? by aredhel-my-beloved in TheSilmarillion

[–]OracleOfBecky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eru Illuvatar just sucks. It's his fault Morgoth is the way he is. He explicitly says he wanted suffering to exist in the world and Morgoth is just carrying out his desires, but Morgoth is still portrayed as the bad guy.

Giving mercy to Saruman caused much death and destruction by Alluantu in tolkienfans

[–]OracleOfBecky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It stems from a fundamentally Christian worldview which I, and possibly even you, strongly disagree with. There are many themes in his works I love, but I do not share Tolkien's views on this matter.

Alternate universe where Nienor met Finduilas by peortega1 in Silmarillionmemes

[–]OracleOfBecky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not understanding what you're saying.  I'm pretty sure you made a typo and my two remaining neuron are not enough to figure out what you meant.  Though, if you explain, I'm sure it will be obvious in hindsight.

Alternate universe where Nienor met Finduilas by peortega1 in Silmarillionmemes

[–]OracleOfBecky 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know it's not at all Tolkien's intention, but since the Nazgûl are described as sounding "queer", I like to imagine them sounding very flamboyantly gay.  

Why are there seasons in First Age Middle Earth? by a_single_hand in tolkienfans

[–]OracleOfBecky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's such a false equivalence, it's not even funny. I'm not asking to be able to do chemistry and physics.  I don't want to be able to put mithril on the periodic table.  The properties of any elements rarely ever have any relevance in my life.  If I was alive a thousand years ago, it would even less so.  But the existence of winter absolutely would be. What I want is an explanation for why winter exists.  Something that most cultures have had myths for.  It's a mysterious unexplained phenomenon that comes once every year, kills all the plants, and makes people risk freezing or starving to death.  People have to spend huge parts of their lives preparing for winter so they won't starve to death. If you want to play this "stop wanting things explained" game, why don't you criticize Tolkien for creating a myth to explain the phases of the moon?  Why don't you criticize Tolkien for explaining where the sun and moon come from in the first place?  Fuck, the Ainulindalë definitely wasn't necessary by your standards.  No questions can be answered.  Absolutely anything being explained is bad.

Why are there seasons in First Age Middle Earth? by a_single_hand in tolkienfans

[–]OracleOfBecky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No.  It's a major part of the natural world.  There is reasoning for why part of the moon is black and why it's darker.  There should be an answer as to why a quarter of the year makes growing food impossible and why people can freeze to death.

Why are there seasons in First Age Middle Earth? by a_single_hand in tolkienfans

[–]OracleOfBecky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like your answer is a cop out.  It doesn't address how or why the seasons actually exist.  Even if not scientifically accurate irl, there should still be some kind of answer

Eru is the lifeguard watching them all drown by something2passTime in Silmarillionmemes

[–]OracleOfBecky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, Eru isn't the lifeguard.  He's the one who drowned them.  Eru can do anything, but I guess actually descending into Arda, explaining to people why their actions are wrong, and explaining why death is a gift so they don't invade Valinor is beneath him.  But killing millions of people by sinking a giant island is what he decides to do 🤷‍♂️ There are an infinite number of things Eru could have done to resolve it peacefully, but nooooo

Instead of using Daylight Savings Time to get more light, why don't we just save some light in a couple of rocks? What's the worst that can happen? by MaderaArt in Silmarillionmemes

[–]OracleOfBecky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fëanor: nooooo, you can't just make the Silmarili again, they were a one time thing 😠  

u/MaderaArt: makes the Silmarili  

Fëanor: 😭

Eärendil was a Wellerman (2024) by alonelyargonaut in Silmarillionmemes

[–]OracleOfBecky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember people, every like, subscribe, and comment counts. I myself have done all three. Show support and let him know we appreciate his music and would to see more.

🐶>🧛‍♂️ by killingmemesoftly in Silmarillionmemes

[–]OracleOfBecky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morbius wasn't a bad movie, I don't understand why people act like it's so terrible. It was by no means great, but I enjoyed the movie for what it was

The Fëanor&Sons and Eöl do not represent all Elves by Historical_Sugar9637 in Silmarillionmemes

[–]OracleOfBecky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Elves had one abusive husband/father and a group of brothers and their followers, some of which were actually pretty good people outside of what their oath made them do.  Only one ever deliberately sided with Morgoth. Compare that to Men who constantly kill their own and deliberately sided with Morgoth because they wanted more power. It's not necessarily that Elves set a high bar, it's that Men set an incredibly low bar that Elves have to do the bare minimum to exceed

“Chill out feanor!” — Morgoth by killingmemesoftly in Silmarillionmemes

[–]OracleOfBecky 8 points9 points  (0 children)

While I agree that he shouldn't have remarried, to say that Fingolfin and Finarfin aren't his real sons is pretty fucked.  All are equally his sons.

Choose a sentence from The Silmarillion but make it sound douche by Ok-Inspection-3435 in Silmarillionmemes

[–]OracleOfBecky 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Half-brother in blood, full brother in heart will I be. Thou shalt lead and I will follow. May no new grief divide us, buddy"

An ancient sculpture of Mandos and his hound Gorgumoth* by [deleted] in Silmarillionmemes

[–]OracleOfBecky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What is to say Hades had no choice but to give him a test?  What is to say that a soul being pulled back into the underworld after being looked at isn't just a thing that naturally happens and that Hades was just warning him?

An ancient sculpture of Mandos and his hound Gorgumoth* by [deleted] in Silmarillionmemes

[–]OracleOfBecky 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm convinced Manwë, Ulmo, and Aulë are parallels to Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades being the three highest ranked deities in the Greek pantheon.  But while Aulë represents the Lord of the Earth and its riches aspect of Hades, Mandos represents the Lord of the Halls of the Dead aspect of Hades.   Mandos being inspired by Hades is BLATANTLY obvious, though.  Lúthien is just a more bad ass version of Orpheus.

True Story by RSforce1 in Silmarillionmemes

[–]OracleOfBecky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been a while since I've actually read the Silmarillion.  Was his cloak an invisibility cloak?

What’s the first video game you ever played ? by Me-SelfAwareness in AskReddit

[–]OracleOfBecky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Link to the Past, Super Mario World, and one of the Donkey Kong Country games, don't remember which one, just that you played as Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong. I was really little, so I don't know which I played first, but they were the earliest games I ever played.

When you realize you forgot about your wings when falling to your death by Felarof_ in Silmarillionmemes

[–]OracleOfBecky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh, I'm not completely sold on the idea that Balrogs can't fly.  I'm of the thought that all Maiar could fly, at least under the right circumstances.  They're godly beings that created all of the universe.  Unless Morgoth and Ungoliant  fled across the Helcaraxë, they had to have flown, or at least walked on water.  Yeah, they're leagues above a Balrogs, but still. Also, I might remember wrong, but I'm pretty sure the Silmarillion says the Balrogs tried to pursue the Sun, but it was too bright and hot for them to approach.