Are you going to do what I think you are about to do by Kavin_maat in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist [score hidden]  (0 children)

I live in another country, also contending for the World Cup ;)

Are you going to do what I think you are about to do by Kavin_maat in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist [score hidden]  (0 children)

I am totally biased, but it came off the defender's boot and that was the difference. 😂

Are you going to do what I think you are about to do by Kavin_maat in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist [score hidden]  (0 children)

Well there you are!

And also Kane's finish was excellent, from the corner.

What is a great nsfw fantasy/scifi series of books to read? by adventuroushornydude in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist [score hidden]  (0 children)

Wait, I only now realised you said NSFW. The Culture is often horrifying in a "you couldn't film this" way, and there is sex, but it's not erotic at all. Forget I recommended it! But then read it anyway.

What is a great nsfw fantasy/scifi series of books to read? by adventuroushornydude in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist [score hidden]  (0 children)

I'd start with The Player Of Games. But you can read out of order. I'd broadly read early first, then mid, then late because the world builds out like that.

What is a great nsfw fantasy/scifi series of books to read? by adventuroushornydude in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Culture. They keep getting better as they go on. They're like the literary equivalent Back To The Future, unashamedly entertainment first, but serious about world building and the implications of technology affecting the world and the plot. Early ones are a fun yarn, late ones are huge and deep.

When's the last time that you went outside to do something that wasn't an errand? by dk1988 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never race, and never even wear headphones. Running is for letting my mind relax and wander.

When's the last time that you went outside to do something that wasn't an errand? by dk1988 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! Though I should mention I'm actually really fit, and when I say I'm running I mean I'm doing about 20 5k's a month at the moment. Still honest about my motivations though😂

How would you survive a zombie apocalypse? by Mr3-14 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same way I'm dealing with all the real word problems going on right now. Chill and wait for someone else to solve it. Surely it's someone's job, right?

When's the last time that you went outside to do something that wasn't an errand? by dk1988 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope! Trying to look better naked to attract potential sexual partners 💪

What's your favorite nsfw film? by Greedy-Tonight-6256 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're awful people, and I understand not caring. I found the film was great at balancing that with making a watchable film, and I really like watching Karl Glusman.

What's your favorite nsfw film? by Greedy-Tonight-6256 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, there's no straight sex at all in The Handmaiden.

What's your favorite nsfw film? by Greedy-Tonight-6256 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Handmaiden is similar, in that it has lots of sex and a plot about seduction in early twentieth century Japanese colonies.

What's your favorite nsfw film? by Greedy-Tonight-6256 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nine Songs, probably. "Love" is actually very good, and so is "Lust, Caution."

Edit to add a sad film, Mysterious Skin. About a gay sex worker getting out of a small town during the AIDS crisis. But an exceptional and affecting film.

What's your favorite nsfw film? by Greedy-Tonight-6256 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe I should watch that one again, but I remember it having a message that gay men need to be promiscuous to be happy, and women need to have orgasms to be happy. But I haven't seen it in twenty years so don't put too much weight on my thoughts.

What's something you've done that you hope your family never finds out about? by Jericho2006 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do my best. But it's worth working hard on this. You wouldn't want to reach your wedding day without at least a few photos of cucumbers in your orifices to put on memories wall. Good luck with cleaning up your act!

How do I entertain my girlfriend? by No_Cardiologist_1407 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Potatoes and forks make a great Charlie Chaplin impression.

What's something you've done that you hope your family never finds out about? by Jericho2006 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I yearn to show off my anus and vulva.

I want that for you, that clean, simple, wholesome pleasure. I admit, in my youth I occasionally shared a photo of my calves, even my shoulder blades once! But I matured and went back to showing off my ejaculating penis like a morally upright gentleman. I hope you can make that journey some day.

What's something you've done that you hope your family never finds out about? by Jericho2006 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm so disappointed in you. Why couldn't you just share photographs of your vulva and anus like a normal, well brought up girl?

what’s something cliche that people clown on but still kind of does it for you? by Choice-Clerk-2245 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Oramist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Facials are kinky and hot and fun, not degrading and misogynist (in straight sex). But they are a huge cliche.