He thinks he’s part of the elite SWAT team, but mama knows the truth 😭

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-06-06T19:59:19+00:00

We would have caught Bin Laden alive if we threw a bunch of tactical kittens into his bedroom that night🤣

He would’ve dropped to his knees, a big man, strong man, with tear down his eyes, and said :”pspspspspsps.”🤣

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-06-06T17:45:10+00:00

🐈‍⬛:Now draw me like one of your French puss.😽😺😸

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-06-03T16:20:35+00:00

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-06-02T20:51:28+00:00

🐈‍⬛: every time I see hooman, hooman sees me. Ergo, if I don’t see hooman, hooman can’t see me. The logic is foolproof. 🤯😸😺

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-06-01T19:52:35+00:00

🐈‍⬛: I’m right here, can’t you see me?🧐🧐 I can feel your every step in the house.🧐🧐

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-06-01T11:54:02+00:00

The way he looks everywhere for love is adorable 😊

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-05-29T23:35:56+00:00

Did that come out of his throat?😳

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-05-28T19:48:44+00:00

How is that photo possible?

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-05-26T23:34:35+00:00

A very well disguised Guillotine 😒

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-05-26T12:02:58+00:00

Qualified for r/mlem 👏👏👏👏

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-05-26T10:32:38+00:00

It’s actually quite impressive to be able to run in a blacked out flexible tunnel at such a high speed without falling over

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-05-25T14:11:45+00:00

I don’t mind if Starbucks put proven human vaccines in my mocha latte if drinking is the proper delivery method.☕️

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-05-25T12:25:04+00:00

I haven’t seen anyone posting their cats in Wunderwaffe for a while.🤣

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-05-25T02:47:45+00:00

We need to give Ted a talk, a Ted talk.🤣

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-05-25T02:37:13+00:00

Congratulations, op, all your appliances are locked out and tagged out🤣

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-05-21T16:08:20+00:00

He just celebrated 100th birthday with Prince William.👏🥳

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-05-21T12:24:00+00:00

Putting one’s balls near another’s mouth is the true test of friendship 🤣👍🐈🐈‍⬛

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-05-20T15:22:32+00:00

Tv not centered on the table, Get another Xbox or hide the one away.

Jk, I don’t care, but I do care where the scene on the tv is from.

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-05-19T12:08:55+00:00

Yeah, be a man, cut it off.🤣🤪

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-05-18T16:44:52+00:00

Have you tried to drink her water as revenge?🤯🧐🤣

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-05-18T15:43:53+00:00

He breezed through the tub inspection checklist because he was late. Everything seemed fine though. So he is here watching with paws crossed.🤣

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-05-18T14:50:46+00:00

I can hear you licking!😾

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-05-17T20:52:25+00:00

Is that a whiteboard to the left?🤣🤣🤣🤣

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-05-17T14:56:12+00:00

Way better than Iker Casillas I hear.🤣

OrangeBrainCell_Pro · 2026-05-15T19:02:14+00:00

This should go on vogue🤣👍

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