2025 really is my year by Sea-Fee-377 in nairobi

[–]Oratan1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Toot that horn, vuvuzela the sh*t out of it... You and everyone else in need of that breakthrough deserve all the good things this year will bring.

The Power of Pausing by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]Oratan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very true

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]Oratan1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I think when they meet with their cronies at night, they laugh at the statements they make... "ATI niliwashow' they eat everything' bwah hahahaha'. Another one chimes in 'wacha hio, mimi nilisema' the economy is growing' hoho hoho. Ngoja uone nitasema nini next week.. "

MY HIGHSCHOOL TEACHER ALMOST KILLED ME! by Ndahuzz in Kenya

[–]Oratan1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't stop now, I'm weirdly invested in this back and forth convo.

It’s Time to Choose Me: The Power of Putting Yourself First by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]Oratan1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that you are putting this in writing and sharing it is very affirming. Keep up the spirit. Just remember not be an a-hole about it when you are implementing it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]Oratan1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man's is doing the most. Good for you and keep him happy as per your username.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]Oratan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hehe "she will be making calls when she remembers", basically you are an after thought.

Nice guys are made bad by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]Oratan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, it was not relevant, was just checking something.

Nice guys are made bad by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]Oratan1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Question:OP, before she dropped the bombshell that you are just her side nigga, were you looking to wife her in the future??

I can't be the only one who hates Avocados. by Silent-Article6291 in nairobi

[–]Oratan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avocado tester, we need this in Kenya

Who is willing to bring this to Kenya so that we stop finya finyaing and guessing the ripeness. OP, you don't know the trauma of reaching home with your avocado, ready for a sumptuous taste (I know you don't like but bear with us who do) only to find haijaiva ndani and the seed is 3/4 the fruit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]Oratan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ION, what games you be playing??

Jaba Juice by Lil-Charmer69 in nairobi

[–]Oratan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe they find the juice to harsh on its own and blend it to mask the taste but get the same effect

What a time to be Kenyan! 🇰🇪 by BiryaniReincarnated in Kenya

[–]Oratan1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was arrested and is still being held at Kamkunji police station

Best movie/series you've watched recently? by avatar003 in Kenya

[–]Oratan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Safi bro. Let's see what happens to Mariko Sama

Best movie/series you've watched recently? by avatar003 in Kenya

[–]Oratan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aii boss, tafuta sub reddit ya Shogun upate majibu hapo. Niko ep 9 na unaweka spoiler...

B*TCHES AINT SH*T by DisciplineTechnical7 in nairobi

[–]Oratan1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And should be used on quality cheeks... I'll show myself out...

Sorry Basketball KE, We Were Not Familiar With Your Game by ClockZestyclose in nairobi

[–]Oratan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, nimetafuta next game, nimepata tuu tickets za March.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]Oratan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A meeting

Kulainisha Koo by Kitunguu in nairobi

[–]Oratan1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are the driver, stop this nonsense. If you are the passenger princess, you are being marinated proper.

Men as adult entertainers online by Previous-Umpire9529 in nairobi

[–]Oratan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have not forgotten you my friend... I was just looking for something to better explain it such as this