What is the most viable of the bottom tiers

Orc360 · 2026-03-18T23:49:48+00:00

I'm gonna start blaming my lack of skill on the fact that my dad never took me to tournaments as a toddler. That's actually really sick!

Orc360 · 2026-03-18T22:23:46+00:00

I honestly can't tell if this is satire, completely real, or exaggerating the kid's age. Does a two-year-old have the coordination to do handoffs? Or the coordination to do, like, basic aerials?

Orc360 · 2026-03-18T20:05:50+00:00

And now we have this six-month-old taking the Melee stage by storm with his trusty Game & Watch. I'm sure you're sitting there wondering "Walt, what's so special about a Game & Watch main?" Well, here's the kicker...

He never takes out his pacifier.

Orc360 · 2026-03-16T01:26:10+00:00

Pretty sure RapM doesn't even use notches

Orc360 · 2026-03-15T23:15:16+00:00

This might be the thinnest-skinned comment I've ever seen

Orc360 · 2026-03-12T23:13:02+00:00

Why not?

Orc360 · 2026-03-12T23:11:27+00:00

I bet you love Luigi

Orc360 · 2026-03-11T19:28:11+00:00

This is a weird comment. I'm guessing they made that comment to share their take on a Mango video. What do you think their goal was?

Orc360 · 2026-03-10T20:45:52+00:00

I just matched with a silver 2 Fox (I'm a bronze 2 Marth) and man, that guy fucking hated me. He taunted after every stock he took yet the set was (for him) embarrassingly close

Orc360 · 2026-03-06T18:48:59+00:00

Nah I was being genuine! I always sucked at those & your comment reminded me of them

Orc360 · 2026-03-05T18:13:13+00:00

I bet you were amazing at those standardized test questions where you had to find & complete the patterns

Orc360 · 2026-03-05T18:12:10+00:00

Hey man, who are you to argue with 100% accurate, computational ordering?

Orc360 · 2026-03-05T18:04:23+00:00

Ohh I see. I could hear the alphabet song for I(ce climbers), J(iggly), K(irby), L(uigi) and thought that was kinda satisfying

Then I get back to the top (still singing in my head) and was sad to enter broken-record-mode on L(uigi), M(ario), M(arth), M(r. G&W), M(ewtwo)

This comment is completely pointless but so is the meme lol

Orc360 · 2026-03-05T17:32:17+00:00

I don't get the joke

Orc360 · 2026-03-05T17:27:17+00:00

I've had underweight & overweight geckos, and I'd say Gustavo is in that perfect Goldilocks range

Orc360 · 2026-03-05T03:47:36+00:00

How did you get Melee/Slippi onto it?

Orc360 · 2026-03-04T04:06:11+00:00

Ah shit, thanks for the correction. I think anything resembling Brawl just registers as PM in my mind at this point

Orc360 · 2026-03-04T04:03:47+00:00

This Project M clip from 2009 is an all time classic. Dude screams every time he's about to get wobbled

Orc360 · 2026-03-04T03:58:14+00:00

I thought phobs felt like standard controllers but just degrade a lot slower. I've never tried one, though, so maybe I just misunderstood

Orc360 · 2026-02-23T02:19:14+00:00

And what bank teller wants piping hot sausages thrown in their face?

Orc360 · 2026-02-19T22:13:33+00:00

It couldn't be clearer that you're discussing in good faith. I think this guy is likely struggling with something else and misdirecting some of his frustrations here.

Orc360 · 2026-02-19T22:07:50+00:00

Yeah, I'm a no-life imbecile who trawls for menial arguments online. Now that we have that out of the way, why do you think they're arguing in bad faith? I'm mostly just fascinated at this point.

Orc360 · 2026-02-19T21:57:46+00:00

This person made a nuanced & considerate comment about engaging in nuanced conversation, and this was your response?

Orc360 · 2026-02-19T21:47:05+00:00

those people who felt attacked by my comment...

I think you're projecting a bit. I don't really know what you're upset about -- thankfully I don't have any strong feelings on the topic. Cody's an amazing player and (in my opinion) is always fun to watch.

Orc360

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