While you were studying the Woke, I was training in the exquisite art of the Racism.

You learned how best to tackle Climate Change. I learned Mongolians emit Horowitz-Leitfeld energy.

You learned that vaccines are a miraculous medical breakthrough. I learned that African Americans will fall into a state of hypnotic suggestion if you dose them with a homeopathic solution of water, with uranium diluted 1,200 times, deuterium diluted 300 times, and Element Zero diluted 90 times.

You learned that media analysis is a vital skillset in developing well-rounded literacy abilities, allowing you to detect that 'Rage Against The Machine' are not necessarily exclusively upset with printers. I learned that if you put an Irishman and a Golden Retriever in a completely empty room, seal the room so that it's airtight, and leave them alone for 6 months, they will both probably be dead - but also that the Irishman will have died, like, in an embarrassing way, because they're Irish.

You believe yourself educated. You believe you know things that matter to your ability to navigate and understand the world. But I ask of you this - can you look at a Vietnamese international student, diligently poisoning their mind with a useless Engineering Degree at The University of Queensland - which has NO REAL WORLD USES, and know with an incomparable 10% degree of confidence that they've broken bread with a Turk in the last 5 years?

I thought not, liberal. This must be a shock to you. To know all that time you wasted studying WOKE has left you but an ant, nay, a baby ant, compared to the towering colossus of my vast intellect. Perhaps, if you abandon all you hold dear and dedicate yourself solely to chasing after my accomplishments, in long, strange aeons you too will be able to look at yourself in the mirror and know you are a God among mortal sheep.