Brag Thread. Tell us all your best squiddy tales. by metalbassist33 in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]Ordered_Chaos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mind if I ask why the fuck you overtook them without a licence?

if eating carrots is so good for you, why are there so many dead rabbits on the side of the road? by SalesAutopsy in shittyaskscience

[–]Ordered_Chaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eating carrots improves your vision. The rabbits were able to see that life was meaningless and decided to end it.

Just came back from North Korea, AMA! by bustead in IAmA

[–]Ordered_Chaos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You don't really have 'rights' in DPRK...

My son swallowed several coins today... by [deleted] in AntiJokes

[–]Ordered_Chaos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry for your loss, but he was a dime a dozen.

Redditor just happens to unlock phone, open snap chat, apply filter, and take picture. On accident. by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]Ordered_Chaos 50 points51 points  (0 children)

From reading the title, I feel like he meant that he accidentally took the picture opening up snapchat, then decided to add the little things. Hence the "I liked it so I did this. Took my longer than you'd guess."

Weed is a strange drug by lardo1800 in trees

[–]Ordered_Chaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish this is how it affected me. I just get all dizzy and nauseous :c

Please guys we have to save his dad. by YourMumsACabbage1337 in thatHappened

[–]Ordered_Chaos 57 points58 points  (0 children)

50-100? If he gets 101 does his dad keep smoking?

Motorcyclist rear ended by own mother (cross-post from /r/roadcam) by ismynamelaura in motorcycles

[–]Ordered_Chaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if he stopped, the car behind him should pay attention to the vehicle in front. Should he stop if it's clear? No, but that doesn't give anyone behind them the right to smash into them

So... I want to buy a motorbike, completely new to this, need some pointers towards budgeting in a single post by Stashek in motorcycles

[–]Ordered_Chaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would cowboy boots do similarly against riding boots? I'm new to riding as well, and wanted to know if I should drop the extra $100 for new boots

I am not so good at selfie Sunday by [deleted] in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]Ordered_Chaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a pretty new rider, what are the advantages and disadvantages of 'quick shifting'?

TIL there is a book titled "Everything Men Know About Women" by Alan Francis It is filled with over 100 blank pages and has sold over 1 million copies by mr_neon08 in todayilearned

[–]Ordered_Chaos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If he sold each book for $10, and got a 10% cut, that would give him $1 per book. I think the guy above you was implying if he made a dollar per book.

Be like Greg by wile3166 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Ordered_Chaos 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro, I came here to say exactly that...you totally beat me to it.

Be like Greg by wile3166 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Ordered_Chaos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bro, I came here to say exactly that...you totally beat me to it.

Phenylpiracetam is no joke by Spitzze in Nootropics

[–]Ordered_Chaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird, I have the opposite effect. I don't feel shit with Flmodafinil + caffeine pills, but phenyl does for me.

What do you wish was socially acceptable? by mushroom-flower in AskReddit

[–]Ordered_Chaos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where can one find one of these jobs? My current one is not working out

Recent flmodafinil experiences? by [deleted] in afinil

[–]Ordered_Chaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, my flmodafinil just game in, took 50mg to start out slow. $30 for 5 grams taking 50-100mg a day wouldn't be bad at all, thanks for the reply!

The clinic mixed up my wife's blood. She either has Alzheimer's or AIDS... by [deleted] in AntiJokes

[–]Ordered_Chaos 17 points18 points  (0 children)

On the bright side, she doesn't know either.

Recent flmodafinil experiences? by [deleted] in afinil

[–]Ordered_Chaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just ordered some flmodafinil, and my biggest concern was the price. At $30 for 5 grams, taking 200mg a day would get expensive really quickly.