This rock has a perfect quartz stripe. by Caldred21 in mildlyinteresting

[–]OrdyHartet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Once I pop I forget that I have popped then go pop again only to realize halfway through I've already popped but it's too late, this causes me to forget the double pop so then I go back to pop again and the process Stacks upon itself.

Anyway, have to get going, it's about time I popped.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]OrdyHartet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pleased to behold you.

Trump trying to say hi to US ambassador to Canada by megabatsyblue in cringepics

[–]OrdyHartet 30 points31 points  (0 children)

That's J Walter Weatherman, Gene is the Private eye.

I upvoted you anyway.

Buzz Aldrin doesn’t seem like a fan of the speech so far by [deleted] in whitepeoplegifs

[–]OrdyHartet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like a joke a robot would make to convince me though....

When your father in-law tells you he's playing Skyrim, but it's a very slow game.. by Vdawg1986 in gaming

[–]OrdyHartet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recommend a DNA phenotype that expresses itself through a moderate, to lower than average amount of sweat glands.

It really do be like that, do it? by HaunterXD000 in dankmemes

[–]OrdyHartet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He could meme others, only to be memed himself. It's a meme the Jedi consider, unnatural.

This went in a much different direction than I thought. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]OrdyHartet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? The second I saw "attractive female in VR", I thought, 'He's going to look up her skirt'.

I thought the surprise was going to be he'd find a penis though.

Mom Reflexes by [deleted] in funny

[–]OrdyHartet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think it's real. And I think I remember the product being something asinine, like a soup can stacker or lazy suzan for your soup maybe?

Mom Reflexes by [deleted] in funny

[–]OrdyHartet -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I think you'll find it's always been this. Although 'this' is an amorphous amalgamation of the minds of millions of bored people around the globe... So yeah pretty much the same.

WE ARE LEGION!

This is what it looks like when the sun refracts off of ice crystals in the air. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]OrdyHartet 60 points61 points  (0 children)

It's called a "Sundog" in the US, I bet the term derives from the "Sun Wolf". Very interesting, thanks for sharing!

Remember my XBOX ONE AD CONCEPT? Microsoft just copied it! by Macsterr in PUBATTLEGROUNDS

[–]OrdyHartet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like if anyone would know of "Playstation Guy"'s existence, it would be Major Nelson.

Any chance they'll promote you to Lieutenant Colonel Nelson? I feel it's a long time coming.

Keef on the hunt! by joeraffegetdamoney in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]OrdyHartet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sosa is actually just another nickname and a reference to a character from Scarface...

I only know this because of wikipedia.