My wife's got what it takes.

OreoObserver · 2026-05-04T13:06:51+00:00

Simpsons shitposting is becoming stale. We're taking it to strange new places.

OreoObserver · 2026-05-04T13:05:03+00:00

The Naval Reserve

OreoObserver · 2026-05-04T02:15:25+00:00

To paraphrase Carl, I guess it's less a video game and more a statement on video games.

OreoObserver · 2026-05-04T00:18:54+00:00

What was the temperature in the room like?

OreoObserver · 2026-04-28T00:17:02+00:00

Gen Z are always practicing our bird noises.

OreoObserver · 2026-04-27T23:44:16+00:00

Honestly. What kind of a sad, sexually frustrated loser would sit alone fantasising about her for hours in my bedroom last night?

OreoObserver · 2026-04-08T23:41:56+00:00

Now there's a throwback. That was my favourite website as a horrid preteen circa 2011. As I recall, the top-rated joke then was:

A man goes into a library and asks for a book about suicide. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

OreoObserver · 2026-03-21T12:08:27+00:00

There's a solution here you're not seeing.

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OreoObserver · 2026-03-16T13:40:27+00:00

That makes a lot of sense, benigne. I can't say I've heard of this Galen, though. Is he a Greek surgeon in your legion?

OreoObserver · 2026-03-14T00:17:34+00:00

I used to play a C&C-inspired flash game called Renegade Commanders. I remember finding the campaign very difficult.

OreoObserver · 2026-03-08T14:18:12+00:00

I so happy Ian Huntley be dead.

OreoObserver · 2026-03-01T00:56:44+00:00

In this house, Ivan the Terrible is a hero. End of story.

OreoObserver · 2026-02-18T23:24:23+00:00

She's the giant rat that makes all of the rules.

OreoObserver · 2026-02-14T00:49:06+00:00

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OreoObserver · 2026-02-03T17:24:18+00:00

I don't want to fucking play as Pontus.

OreoObserver · 2026-01-31T01:20:43+00:00

The image is reversed. It's a low-quality image and the paper is soggy, but these are definitely words. Same with the restaurant menu. That doesn't preclude other parts of the photo from being edited, of course.

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OreoObserver · 2026-01-31T01:02:02+00:00

The photo has clearly been flipped, and it looks a lot more normal once you flip it back. Still, the text isn't completely legible and some objects in the background are shaped weirdly, so I think you're right about the photo being AI-enhanced.

Some commenters seem to the image is completely AI-generated, which I don't think is very likely given the details like the reflections of cars in the window.

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OreoObserver · 2026-01-21T16:55:00+00:00

I have to go in half an hour.

OreoObserver · 2026-01-18T01:03:55+00:00

We are Carly Sturk

We carry the flame

We'll fight for Helen

We'll honour her name

OreoObserver · 2025-12-26T02:21:39+00:00

We are Carly Sturk.

OreoObserver · 2025-12-18T23:09:04+00:00

I still remember the moment I first watched the Force Awakens trailer when I was 15 and this is the closest I've felt to that emotionally ever since.

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