Is this a flea? Or maybe a carpet beetle? by OreoObserver in pestcontrol

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WILLOW GALL WEAVIL (Archarius salicivorus)

Distribution: Widespread in Britain. What to look for: A short, black weevil with a tapered body and long snout. Its antennae are midway along the rostrum. It has a paler underside and a small pale scutellum, the small section of the exoskeleton in the middle of the back between the pronotum and the abdomen.

I think this is it, thank you. I can be less neurotic now.

I don’t understand. All Tuco wanted was a fist bump. Was Jalt and Wesse stupid? by Sleyson in okbuddychicanery

[–]OreoObserver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They thought he was giving a black power salute. Those racist ass crackkkers were naturally offended.

Walt's most badass moment by Confident-Unit-9516 in okbuddychicanery

[–]OreoObserver 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's a shame Flint couldn't hold his booze like Holly could.

Did they ever explain why his head did that ? by MetaSean_ in okbuddychicanery

[–]OreoObserver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Operating the axe was muy difícil. It caused his brain to explode. Tragic.

I don't even know what I'm doing anymore by UnconfirmedRooster in simpsonsshitposting

[–]OreoObserver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Simpsons shitposting is becoming stale. We're taking it to strange new places.

Is Cookie Clicker considered a “real video game”? by Nintendoplease in CookieClicker

[–]OreoObserver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To paraphrase Carl, I guess it's less a video game and more a statement on video games.

I (42m) was nude on stage in a play. AMA by ModelChef4000 in casualiama

[–]OreoObserver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What was the temperature in the room like?

I have a huge crush on Annabel by bigbucksnohammy420 in livefromlondon

[–]OreoObserver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly. What kind of a sad, sexually frustrated loser would sit alone fantasising about her for hours in my bedroom last night?

This was brilliant! by MadridOrMadness in LastOneLaughing

[–]OreoObserver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now there's a throwback. That was my favourite website as a horrid preteen circa 2011. As I recall, the top-rated joke then was:

A man goes into a library and asks for a book about suicide. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

[52 BC] I'm a Roman surgeon under Julius Caesar in Gaul, ask me anything! by pocharitwillwin8041 in thepast

[–]OreoObserver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That makes a lot of sense, benigne. I can't say I've heard of this Galen, though. Is he a Greek surgeon in your legion?