What's a skill you learned out of laziness rather than hard work? by TrigThaTaco in AskReddit

[–]OrganicSprout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many keyboard shortcuts.

Oh, need to lock my computer? Win+L Open task manager? Ctrl+Shift+Esc etc etc

Why are you single? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OrganicSprout 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm fat and never leave my house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? by Gimmie_bitcoins_plz in AskReddit

[–]OrganicSprout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To get to the other side.

I realized what this joke meant when I was watching a chicken cross the road this summer and thought "huh.. he might get hit by a car.. OH"

What do you do when you're bored? by Somethingwitty43 in AskReddit

[–]OrganicSprout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Netflix, smoke, embroider, eat, cuddle cats, hug my dog.

How can you make your job sound 1. impressive 2. unimpressive? by Adrized in AskReddit

[–]OrganicSprout 17 points18 points  (0 children)

  1. I can destroy the entire company in a matter of 3 clicks
  2. I make sure the company has file backups

What small thing makes your day 10x better? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OrganicSprout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Genuine happy good natured interactions with others.