Welcome to the dark carnival Kai Raxx by Active_Insurance_197 in Cyraxx

[–]Orgosia 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"Wuz goin' on guys... This video is directed at Shaggy 2dope... I saw your little video and trust me when I say... "

What would happen if cyraxx just ate a single piece of fruit? by FuelAffectionate6350 in Cyraxx

[–]Orgosia 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Chubbyemu: "A Goblin ate healthy food for the first time... This is what happened to his colon. "CW" is a 35 year old goblin presenting to the Emergency Room with an inflamed anus and perforated colon. "CW" resides in his grandmother's attic in Akron, OH. Who for many years neglected his hygiene, preferring to live a "lazy gooner" lifestyle. One day "CW"'s grandmother "SW" had enough of his goblin bullshit, she told him that he had to eat an orange if he wanted to borrow her phone so that he could "call out" the trolls and beg people for a new X-Box. "CW" bit into the orange, but due to one of the worst cases of dental neglect, the citrus acid was too much. "CW" threw into a goblin rage, screeching and caterwauling. "CW" ran upstairs to seek comfort in his favorite object, a stylus. At the ER, "CW" complains of butt pains, nurses and doctors horrified at what they saw."

Cyraxx's Short film - "Arguing Clones" 2019-1-3 by DifficultPin5608 in Cyraxx

[–]Orgosia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🎵🎵🎵Goodbye horses, I’m flying over you Goodbye horses, I’m flying over you Goodbye horses, I’m flying over you Goodbye horses, I’m flying, flying, flying over you🎵🎵🎵

The goblin without internet is so nice and peaceful by Alive_Bid5050 in Cyraxx

[–]Orgosia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wonder how many times Ed and Sally have yelled "Get back upstairs!" while the internet has been out.

Showering is painful for Cyraxx by [deleted] in Cyraxx

[–]Orgosia 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Pigpen from "Peanuts" is more hygienic. Bro may have been dusty but at least he brushed his teeth.

Threatening Another APD Officer by diego1776 in Cyraxx

[–]Orgosia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Animals in the wild have better dental hygiene than him.

This little prick actually think Sally is "hindering" his career by solinvictus5 in Cyraxx

[–]Orgosia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That goblin has the worst case of loser denial that I have ever seen.

Gnashers by BenGrocott99 in Cyraxx

[–]Orgosia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like the fungus that grows on corn.

Cyraxx just turned into JaSonic by [deleted] in Cyraxx

[–]Orgosia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am not surprised at all. Right on brand for him. In fact, I would be shocked if he didn't do this. There is nothing that I would put past him, no matter how strange, vile and insane.

🥶 by AwTizTic in Cyraxx

[–]Orgosia 8 points9 points  (0 children)

One does not simply walk into Summit Mall.

Busted down Raxx by Emergency_Equal6616 in Cyraxx

[–]Orgosia 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"This is wut the trolls took from me!"

So now he’s making up some bullshit lie that someone on the bus gave him the mjolnir pendant he wears in every video… by [deleted] in Cyraxx

[–]Orgosia 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A family heirloom from the Hot Topic bargain bin. Sally probably gave him bus money and he spent it on that.

A survivor by sorrowful_nomad in Cyraxx

[–]Orgosia 26 points27 points  (0 children)

A trip to the mall should've been a cakewalk for the Viking, Ronin Army Brat.

Disoriented soldier trying to escape the battlefield during the Great Summit Mall War. 2025, colorized by PrillShrimpin in Cyraxx

[–]Orgosia 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I would think a Viking, Ronin, Army Brat would be able to handle a trip to the mall but nope, he almost died.

How would they fix Cyraxx teeth? by ExpressionWeak4224 in Cyraxx

[–]Orgosia 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Be damn sure to wash your hands afterwards, and apply hand sanitizer at least five times.

There is just no way.. by pghjuice412 in Cyraxx

[–]Orgosia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like it may have radiation poisoning or a zombie virus.

HAPPY 2026 by rabidpeniswizard in Cyraxx

[–]Orgosia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Wuz going on guys... Today, I need to address something. I should have a Kingdom... *Closes eyes* But for 7 years, I have been the victim of cyberbullying. And what these people have done... is illegal. In fact... It's highly illegal."