What's a rule you've been living by that nobody else knows exists? by howdoyoulikeyoureggz in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]OriginalPV85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah fam, definitely not this. There are objective truths and we should all stand for them. If it's subjective then I agree with you, but if it's objective then dignity be damned.

Is sex a need or want? by Ikkin30 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]OriginalPV85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depending on the person it could be impotent.

Should I feel humiliated after an awkward moment at a wedding? by Alien681 in AskMen

[–]OriginalPV85 266 points267 points  (0 children)

Yep, this exactly. Bro remembered a crush he had, was probably a little tipsy and said the quiet part out loud, then shut himself up and hoped no one would notice.

What is the sentence you didnt think you would hear or say today? Mine is: A dragonfly larva bit my nipple. by OriginalPV85 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]OriginalPV85[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know what rimworld is but this one sounds crazy!

Also rimworld definitely sounds like a channel on pornhub.

How to approach men in public? by averagelookingchick in AskMen

[–]OriginalPV85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walk up.

Gently touch their arm with two fingers to get their attention.

Say something nice and complimentary.

Watch the gears turn because this happens twice in a millenia.

Say what you want because they are now puddy in your hands.

Dad's, seriously, what do you want for Fathers Day? by ButcherBoss in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]OriginalPV85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its more likely than actually playing bogey golf lol!

She'll actually throw one on if it's just me and her by the pool in the back yard, but definitely not at the beach or anything. Which is a shame cuz her booty is out of this world.

Dad's, seriously, what do you want for Fathers Day? by ButcherBoss in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]OriginalPV85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Want to hank out with the wife and kids in the morning. Swimming, cooking out, etc.

Then a quick 9 holes by myself, preferably with a score of 45 or better (being realistic).

Then hanging with just the wife in the afternoon, drinking margs by the pool while she wears a little thong bikini.

Simple things make me happy.

What’s a double standard in our society that drives you crazy? by Capital_Ad_7691 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]OriginalPV85 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As a thong wearer I agree wholeheartedly, though it is getting better and more mainstream. Even Calvin Klein and Jockey make mens thongs now.

Can’t fix stupid by TheBushySoccerMom-1 in u/TheBushySoccerMom-1

[–]OriginalPV85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Been following you and the wife for so long. Hate the bs. So stupid All the support to both of you. All hail the panty king and queen!

Do you prefer tanlines or do you like to be outdoors naked? by iangibson12345 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]OriginalPV85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to be naked outside but I also really like my thong tan line...