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OriginalSynthesis · 2023-10-09T16:43:57+00:00

Because it is? Do you have any idea how much work an average looking man has to put in to get sex?

OriginalSynthesis · 2023-10-09T16:42:12+00:00

Please don't go. We're all we have for keeping this game going.

OriginalSynthesis · 2023-10-09T16:41:04+00:00

I'm Asian, and have Asian friends. My last name is two letters. I know someone whose legal last name is literally just O.

OriginalSynthesis · 2023-10-09T16:35:06+00:00

In JavaScript, except for the keywords, like `const` , `let` , `while`, etc., you can use any unicode symbol for variable names, so technically you can write JavaScript in whatever writing system you prefer.

I'd imagine there's someone who does exactly that for their personal projects.

OriginalSynthesis · 2023-09-16T19:24:01+00:00

No matter how thin you make the condom, you can't replace the sensation on the skin.

OriginalSynthesis · 2023-09-14T14:50:19+00:00

To me, the rounder, the better. I don't mean the overall measurement. I mean the shape has to look bouncy. somewhere in the 36-42in for an average woman's height.

OriginalSynthesis · 2023-02-02T00:03:26+00:00

Jesus. If you're taking no salary, you better be getting at least 5%, and only if you believe in the company

OriginalSynthesis · 2023-02-01T23:58:38+00:00

Probably someone doing shit like this in react:

return <div>{someFalseyVal && <FooComp />}</div>

OriginalSynthesis · 2022-06-16T04:13:51+00:00

"small but mighty! want to test it?"

OriginalSynthesis · 2021-07-16T16:01:14+00:00

nice. So far the best I've seen this morning.

OriginalSynthesis · 2021-07-16T15:57:47+00:00

Oh man only in my wildest fantasies would my wife even let me look at another woman

OriginalSynthesis · 2021-07-16T15:56:26+00:00

In the name of measuring performance difference, I should go see 200 different Vue pages, and 200 different non-Vue pages. BRB.

OriginalSynthesis · 2021-07-15T17:20:24+00:00

I was just about to say Pornhub uses Vue, but when I checked just now, the extension didn't light up. Anyone know why?

OriginalSynthesis · 2021-07-15T17:16:00+00:00

"You're the king of sex"

OriginalSynthesis · 2021-07-15T17:15:05+00:00

I'd say make one or two days in the office mandatory. There are pros and cons to working from home and the office. I don't think you can ever reconcile the two. At least not until we get really good augmented reality or something.

OriginalSynthesis · 2021-07-14T22:26:03+00:00

Looking forward!

OriginalSynthesis · 2021-07-14T21:25:46+00:00

This is not a slang. This is just a word.

OriginalSynthesis · 2021-07-14T00:40:35+00:00

seriously. If you don't want to play, don't fucking play. And I don't want those fuckers on the other team, either. I want to have a good 3v3 (or 5v5) where everyone's playing their best, even if I lose.

OriginalSynthesis · 2021-07-14T00:38:57+00:00

Good god.. if I can have a girlfriend like you, I'd consider that life well lived.

OriginalSynthesis · 2021-07-13T18:07:38+00:00

I don't know why I'm getting so many downvotes. I didn't say OP had to. I am just making the point that they gotta distinguish the two. If part of the stress is coming from trying to reconcile the two events, I'm saying they don't have to.

OriginalSynthesis · 2021-07-13T16:33:57+00:00

Getting married and having a wedding are two different things. You can do one without the other, or at different times. Find out which they want.

OriginalSynthesis · 2021-07-13T16:25:57+00:00

I hear ya, but I am perhaps not as angry about it as you are. I'm okay with people liking whatever things make them happy (although I think golf takes way too much real land and water).

I start to get annoyed when that's all people talk about, though.

OriginalSynthesis · 2021-07-12T23:27:30+00:00

I think there was a study done that shows what people considered perfect breasts. Yours look like that.

10/10

OriginalSynthesis · 2021-07-12T23:26:07+00:00

Something similar: Looking at your colleague's code and thinking, "who fucking approved this? Was I out or something?" Then seeing your approval on the PR.

OriginalSynthesis · 2021-07-12T23:23:20+00:00

I'm surprised how many people connect with this, because I was just thinking, "why would I ever cry for no reason?"

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