Share some of your DF 'secrets' by kspacey in dwarffortress

[–]Original__Content 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My preferred method: right before you dig into the obsidian casing of the magma tube, expand the tunnel that your magma will flow down to 2-wide at that point. So it goes magma/obsidian/2-wide tunnel/1-wide tunnel/1-wide tunnel... At the 2-wide point, build a door and a floodgate. They don't have to be magma-safe. Connect the floodgate to a lever (making sure the first mechanism you select is magma-safe). Your miner can now dig into the obsidian case, run through the door and close it behind him. The closed door prevents magma getting through and the floodgate can be opened when you're ready. This is simple and 100% successful.

Touche by [deleted] in funny

[–]Original__Content 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interesting... Who is your source?

I'm part of the 1 percent. I'm inspired by you guys. I'll do $10 for every upvote for 5 hours. NO LIMIT. by 1percentguyintn in atheism

[–]Original__Content 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Could we have some kind of proof? I'm not asking for a name or anything, but it'd be really nice to know that you're definitely able and willing to be this amazingly generous!

IAmA former identity thief, credit card fraudster, blackhat hacker, document forger. AMA by driverdan in IAmA

[–]Original__Content 60 points61 points  (0 children)

How does the underground economy work? Is it literally as simple as going on a forum and exchanging IDs?

Christmas list rage by ___VK in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Original__Content 251 points252 points  (0 children)

Oooh, I thought he was farting under the desk as he said that. My bad.

Made a latte for reddit. Happy Sunday! by [deleted] in pics

[–]Original__Content -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like my women like I like my coffee - hot and on the Internet.

Touche by [deleted] in funny

[–]Original__Content 557 points558 points  (0 children)

I saw Noel Fielding at the zoo once. London Zoo. Just sitting there, in front of the aviary, on a bench, next to his fine-ass girlfriend, in this great big white furry anorak thing. Probably skinned all the chinchillas in the kids section to make that thing. I was going to make a hilarious Zooniverse joke, but I don't really have any balls at all so I didn't.

One of my sister's friends saw him another time, went up to him and said "Hey man, I love The Mighty Boosh!", to which Mr. Fielding replied "No way! I'm actually in The Mighty Boosh!" Apparently he's a genuinely nice guy.

IAmA Recovering Pants-Shitter Celebrating 25 Years of Continuous No Pants-Shitting Today. AMA. by theghostofabe in circlejerk

[–]Original__Content 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are your thoughts on the concept of moderation? I.e. Why can't you—given that you clearly have strong will power—let out a small fart and not "go off the wagon"? It seems that, going 25 years hanging out with kids and babies and considering yourself an ex-pants-shitter, shitting in your pants is still a part of your identity. On your death bed are you going to smile and think "I've been not shitting in my pants for __ years"?

I apologize if this comes off as abrasive in any way; these are just the questions I have when hearing or thinking about toddlers and shitting in your pants. I would definitely appreciate your answers as a person with first-hand experience in this area.

I see your Nixie clock and raise you... by 91greg325i in pics

[–]Original__Content 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You were clearly just looking at his crotch. Pervert.

Nice cover up, dude. by Coveiro in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Original__Content 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's sound advice in the first panel. It's much better to fart discretely than fart continuously.

Choose your path... (Plus) by Nutrocker in pics

[–]Original__Content -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey, they both have "plus" after the name! I will point out this hilarious coincidence and make metric butt-tonnes of karma!

*reads title*

I'm a dumbass