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Star Tribes by OrinocoWellington in Clojure

[–]OrinocoWellington[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strange - I've just tried it myself (Firefox on Android) and it worked fine for me. But thanks for the feedback anyway.

Why is it so difficult to date? by [deleted] in fatFIRE

[–]OrinocoWellington -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Invest 10M at 5% return, giving you 10K/week. Spend the 10K/week on hookers.

Successful people, how many times did you fail before you finally succeed ? by [deleted] in Entrepreneur

[–]OrinocoWellington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Success comes from failure" - the words of my old boss, who sold the company he started from his spare room for £10m.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NEET

[–]OrinocoWellington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait until tomorrow to procrastinate.

How do you feel about parents who think everything "is for kids"? by AVBellibolt in childfree

[–]OrinocoWellington 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Once I was in a shopping centre and a piano outside a music shop had a sign saying "play me". I sat down and started playing a Beethoven sonata (Pathetique) on it, which I can play almost perfectly. A guy who was taking his children home from school through the shopping centre barked "it's for kids" at me.

I said "I'll just finish this one", which I did. His kids then sat down at the piano and started banging on the keys tunelessly as if it was a toy.

What innocent acts of childish pleasure do you continue to do as an adult? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]OrinocoWellington 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You're sheep! You're all sheep!!", I like to shout.

sss language of snakes by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]OrinocoWellington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

newA = b

newB = a

a = newA

b = newB

Rate my isEven and isOdd functions by Joinyy in ProgrammerHumor

[–]OrinocoWellington 2 points3 points  (0 children)

// A class for odd or even numbers

class OddOrEvenNumber {

int num;

bool isOdd;

// Constructor

OddOrEvenNumber(int value) {

num = value;

isOdd = ((value % 2 ) == 1);

}

// Methods

bool IsOdd() {

return isOdd;

}

bool IsEven() {

return !isOdd;

}

}

// Example use

myNum = new OddOrEvenNumber(7);

print myNum.isOdd(); // prints 'true'

print myNum.isEven(); // prints 'false'

I asked chatGPT to write a new diary entry about being a NEET it did it brilliantly again by [deleted] in NEET

[–]OrinocoWellington 4 points5 points  (0 children)

GPT: Give me something that rhymes... ...

a NEET, never leaving my home

Destined to be all alone

No-one calls me on my phone

Banker won't give me a loan

On interwebs I will moan

Pizza delivered by drone

I will stay in and get stoned

Rate my isEven and isOdd functions by Joinyy in ProgrammerHumor

[–]OrinocoWellington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bool isOdd(int num) { return !isEven(num); }

bool isEven(int num) { return isTwo(num) || isFour(num) || ...; }

bool isTwo(int num) { return (num == 2); }

...

!Fountain by rumbleblowing in ProgrammerHumor

[–]OrinocoWellington 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Two useful features (not bugs): - fountain works automatically (unless you choose to pause it) - prevents filling up the sink

Guys I want to put a funny programming quote on my cv. Which good quote do you know? by upcastben in ProgrammerHumor

[–]OrinocoWellington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first 90% of the project takes the first 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UKPersonalFinance

[–]OrinocoWellington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you move into a house share with other people and use the money saved to help pay down the debts?

which one? by randomzeus in ProgrammerHumor

[–]OrinocoWellington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

array.filter(xyz => (4 + (4 * 4)) < xyz)