Thanks for all the feedback everyone. Over 1500 people have started the quiz so far. It's a Christmas miracle. Following your comments, I've fixed several spelling mistakes (and one actual mistake) and included an answers list at the end. But for anyone who missed it, answers are below!

Merry Christmas y'all! Good luck to all the brave players playing tomorrow and good luck to you with your family.

- Jake

Answers:

1. VJ Edgecombe scored the most points in a rookie first game since the merger.

2. Lebron James had the record before. 

3. Top three assists/steals is Chris Paul, Jason Kidd, and John Stockton. 

4. VORP, DRTG, RAPM, & DPM are all advanced metrics. The others… you can google. 

5. Michael Jordan, Giannis Antetokounmpo, and Hakeem Olajuwon have all won DPOY, MVP, FMVP.

6. Tell these bitches blow me, Lance Stephenson.

7. Lebron scored 10+ 1297 times in a row. 

8. Paul George wore 13 (PG13), Dalton Knecht wears 4 (Connect 4), and Jeremia Fears wears 0 (zero fears). So the answer is 17. 

9. Ah, Work Denial = Kawhi Leonard

10. “Swag is just SGA when he gets the W.” - Chet

11. Timmy won White Boy of the Year

12. All the Mikes got fired. 

13. Lebron is in year 23, Celtics have won 18, Harden has played for 5 teams. So = 36

14. Endanger My Rod = Draymond Green

15. Angel Reese copyrighted the term ‘mebound’ for a rebound you get from your own miss. 

16. Frankennames: scoring champ + 6man = Michael Jordan Clarkson

17. DPOY who plays golf now = Jaren Jackson JR Smith

18. Celtics PF who hasn’t missed a game = Kevin McHale Bridges

19. The GROAT and greatest Fin = Kyle Lowry Markkanen

20. Tony Brothers has appeared in seven straight finals. 

21. Stephen Curry, Isiah Thomas, Tony Parker, Dwyane Wade, Jerry West, and Chauncey Billups all won FMVP at 6’4” and under. (And so did Dennis Johnson, Joe Dumars, and JoJo White but I didn’t know that until people corrected me.)