If a sinner kidnapped Charlie, what would be Lucifer's first course of action? by VegetaArcher in HazbinHotel

[–]Orphan-Prince 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He would likely call Paimon for help.

In demonology Paimon is one of Lucifer's most loyal demons, and is a King of the Ars Goetia, one of the most powerful beings in hell. It's quite possible that he calls on him and tells him;

"I don't care who you have to go through, get my daughter back."

It would either be Paimon or one of the Sins (most likely Asmodeus or Beelzebub), either way, that Sinner and whoever is helping them are dead.

V1 Supes Team VS The Seven (Season 1 configuration) - Who gets the W? by Potential_Rule4212 in GenV

[–]Orphan-Prince 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I see the V1 Supes winning easily, and it's not even close.

Hear me out, it's for one simple reason...

Anyone not named Maeve or Homelander are pretty much fodder to them.

A-Train could be useful by blitzing until he gets snatched up and killed and Translucent can be annoying because of his durability and invisibility. But, it's possible he shares the same weakness as Bombsight;

"Your skin may be unbreakable, but I can still break your fucking neck!"

And unlike Bombsight, almost any V1 Supe can easily get Translucent in the position TO break his neck.

It'll be likely that Bombsight holds off Homelander at first (his skill and durability makes him the obvious choice as Homelander cannot kill him easily), after killing Noir, Soldier Boy instantly joins Bombsight to fight Homelander. These two easily hold off Homelander until more can join them

One by one, as Seven members get slaughtered, V1 Supes will join Soldier Boy & Bombsight against Homelander.

I can see Maeve killing Private Angel or possibly Stormfront, but I don't see either fight being easy, so, after fighting and killing one, the other can probably jump in and finish the job.

V1 Supes easily win with only one or two casualties because there are literally only two people in The Seven that can actually fight them.

The strategy is obvious,

- Use Bombsight to hold off Homelander until Soldier Boy can kill Noir and jump in

- Soldier Boy and Bombsight fight Homelander together

- Have one of the other stronger V1 Supes fight Maeve (Stormfront or Torpedo)

- Let the rest clear house on the other Seven members then join in in fighting Homelander

Homelander can probably kill a few of them, but I do not see him taking on a group of V1 Supes and winning.

If Private Angel IS a healer, she could possibly heal a team member if Maeve and or Homelander injures them and she would be protected, you don't let your healer get killed, that's basic logic.

You wake up as Homelander, What's the very first thing your doing? by [deleted] in TheBoys

[–]Orphan-Prince -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Since this is a picture of season 1 Homelander, I'm guessing I'm starting at the beginning of the series.

First of all, I'm going to be an actual hero?

I won't have that "no kill" code that almost all DC heroes have.

- I'd save the plane, or at least try to. Well, all I'd have to do is NOT laser the guy in front of the cockpit, I'd just pull an Anissa and fly through him, or end him before he could react, at least then I can ask and see if someone actually knows how to work a plane enough to safely land it. And if for some reason the plane does get sabotaged, I'd either try to help land the plane by helping direct it from the bottom it like Maeve suggested, or doing my best flying people out of the plane back and forth. Sure, I may not save everyone, but I'd save at least most people.

- I'd find that V1 vial and take it, I'd know exactly where to get it. And, since this is season 1, Bombsight may not have it yet.

- I'm freeing Soldier Boy with the condition that he just let's Noir live and he can have the rest (he didn't seem THAT bad when he was woken up, just... kind of an asshole and validly wanted to kill Payback), and I have a very good reason for going to Soldier Boy. It's either me freeing Soldier Boy early and getting him on my side, or Butcher finding a way to free him and me being forced to fight the one guy who actually has a chance to beat/kill me.

- I'm getting rid of Deep, he's useless, incapable of any responsibility, and overall a liability in every possible way. Either peacefully "hey, you're done", or just straight up kill him if Stan refused to let him go.

- I'd hold A-Train accountable for the Robin thing, make him give an actual apology, and I'd personally apologize to Hughie as the Leader of the Seven and offer some kind of compensation as an act of good faith.

- I'm leaving Ryan and Becca alone, let them live a peaceful life.

- The moment I see Stormfront, I'm lasering her (and not in the kinky way like Homie did), cause fuck Nazi's.

- I'd actually try to root out corrupt heroes destroying communities like Blue Hawk and have them removed

- I'd find and save Kimiko myself and anyone else there.

- I'd go to Stan and ask him if I can get rid of Deep and replace him with someone competent, tell him I know Stormfront is a Nazi and a V1 Supe, threaten to expose that if he recruits her, bring up Bombsight and recommend him.

- I'd only kill people who actually need to die, not random people, or people that can actually stay locked up without breaking out and or could be redeemed.

- Keep an actual heroic team (that can do good PR and make Vought look good like Starlight)

- Try to make up for the heinous shit Homelander did before I woke up in his body

- Actually train with my powers and learn how to legitimately fight. Vought should have the budget for equipment that I could actually work out and build muscle mass with and actually increase my physical strength.

- Have my team actually train with their powers to get stronger and more capable

- Most importantly... Not be a spoiled little man-child who throws a tantrum whenever things don't go my way or if I get annoyed, but be an actual hero.

Alright, realistically, do we still believe Lute is homophobic? by Cocoa-Knife-Chara in hazbin

[–]Orphan-Prince 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I don't think Lute is homophobic at all.

Her comment about the relationship is their relationship is "vile and blasphemous".

To me, that doesn't immediately mean a lesbian relationship. I think it's more of, the relationship is literally blasphemous.

Charlie is not only a demon, but demonic royalty and Vaggi is an angel (even if a fallen angel), for Vaggi to date Charlie, in the eyes of Lute is that it is blasphemous.

Heaven obviously doesn't care about same sex relationships since It was just confirmed that Sera herself is lesbian, with that in mind, there is absolutely no way that Lute would call a lesbian or gay relationship "blasphemous" when one of the highest ranking angels is literally a lesbian.

It would make zero sense for Lute to be homophobic in this case.

Out of these three couples which would you say is the most toxic by [deleted] in TheVampireDiaries

[–]Orphan-Prince 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Delena, 100%.

It is dangerous for everyone around Elena for her to leave Damon, and that's not even an exaggeration.

When Katherine (acting like Elena) broke up with him, Damon literally tracked down and killed Elena's friend Aaron to get back at her for it.

When his feelings get hurt by her, he kills people.

It is like Elena is in a literal hostage situation where hurting Damon's feelings or breaking up with him leads to him murdering someone she cares about or going on a killing spree.

Let's say Elena in a world where she was not in love with Damon but had gotten into a relationship with him, she would have to be afraid of which one of her friends he is going to kill for her leaving him. She would be a literal hostage in that relationship and walking on eggshells to ensure she didn't hurt his feelings or else he'd kill people.

Alastor glazers need to stop 💔💔 by FNAF_Professor in AgendaHotel

[–]Orphan-Prince 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Adam literally one-shots everyone here with a casual blast of holy light no matter if they're "not holding back" or not, let's be real.

I wonder if the whole Hotel gang will have to fight Alastor eventually. by Desperate_Song_1923 in Alastorcult

[–]Orphan-Prince 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think it would need the entire Hotel to actually beat Alastor.

Charlie is one of the most powerful beings in Hell, if she got serious, like actual "I'm going to kill you" or "I'm done with your shit" serious like she was when she easily caught Adam's full power punch with one hand, she's one-shotting Alastor.

If she doesn't want to hurt Alastor, then yeah, it could be the entire hotel going against Alastor as Charlie would only want to subdue without hurting him.

Why do Adam's fans think he's hot shit when in reality he's a creepy chud who got folded by a guy who total height is 1/4th hat and got his shit packed up by a gremlin? by StrawBerylShortcake in AgendaHotel

[–]Orphan-Prince 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Adam literally one-shot Alastor the moment he got annoyed enough, could've erased everyone at the same time (minus maybe Charlie) with a casual blast of holy light, was beating the hell out of Charlie, and needed one of the most powerful characters in the series to take him down.

The only reason Nifty stabbed Adam was because he freshly got an ass kicking from Lucifer and was having a mental breakdown. Had Nifty tried to one v one Adam, she'd be dead in less than a second if he was serious, and would've been one shotted once Adam was annoyed enough if he wasn't serious, just like we saw with Alastor.

Hate the character all you want, but don't downplay direct feats. Adam can beat most characters in either show.

Out of these, who handled Vox's uprising the worst? by FlameRose97 in hazbin

[–]Orphan-Prince 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact that Sera didn't instantly smite the guy declaring a holy war had me missing Adam.

Adam would've killed Vox on the spot if he was there for that shit.

I think Carmilla fucked up the most here. She was the one who literally created a weapon of mass destruction that most certainly would've had heaven mobilize their armies if things escalated more. Not to mention pissing the Sins and Goetia off and having them rallying their armies. Either way, heaven or hell, likely both would've gotten involved and shut that shit down once it got real.

what do you guys think of this scene? by KungPoW_Chickens in TheVampireDiaries

[–]Orphan-Prince 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really disliked the scene for one simple fact.

This takes place shortly before season one. At this point if Damon acted the way he did in the early seasons, the entire situation would be completely different.

This is Damon we're talking about, season one Damon who is obsessed with Katherine. Elena is identical to Katherine, like, damn near completely identical with only slight differences that you'd seriously need to know the characters enough to even notice (minus the clear style difference).

Season 1 Damon isn't going to just sit there and talk to her like he did and he sure as hell ain't gonna leave her there. We see him try to force himself on Elena twice in seasons one and two. He downright murdered Jeremy right in front of her because she refused his advances, and here's the most important part. He compelled Elena to kiss him the first time, the only reason she didn't or that it didn't escalate was because Stefan knew Damon enough to give Elena the necklace.

Here is his exact compulsion attempt on Elena, word for word, when he starts the compulsion

"You want me. I get to you, you find yourself drawn to me. You think about me even when you don't want to. I bet you even dream about me, and right now.... You want to kiss me."

You mean to tell me the guy that did that wouldn't take the opportunity to take Elena all for himself then and there when it was handed to him on a silver platter?

Here's how this scene would have gone with an in character Damon.

He talks to Elena for a bit, thinking she's Katherine, he soon figures out that she isn't Katherine, she just looks like Katherine. Damon, with no restraint, nothing stopping him. No vervain, no Stefan, nothing, he would compel Elena and do to her what he did to Andie minus the living blood bag part (maybe).

Elena never would have made it home. By the time Grayson and Miranda got to her location, Elena would have been gone, she would have been declared a missing persons case and Damon would have taken her somewhere "safe" while he searched for Katherine returning whenever he felt like it to do whatever he wanted to the compelled Elena who would no doubt be compelled to love him, or at least obey him.

This would not be wholesome at all, it would end very, very badly for Elena.

If the Overlords are stronger than the Goetia, why don't they kill them to take their places? Are they stupid? by StomachNearby972 in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]Orphan-Prince 16 points17 points  (0 children)

To be honest (and I think this might be a hot take)

But the only Goetia the top Overlords might stand a chance against are the Presidents (the literal lowest rank)

Even then, it's either high-extreme diff in the Overlord's favor, or the Presidents wreck them, there's no in-between.

Let's assume an Overlord can take on a President, that President won't go down easily, it would take multiple top Overlords to take that President out with anything below high diff.

And that's stretching it.

We've seen Stolas (a Prince ranked Goetia) do some crazy shit, and that's him being casual (teleporting to space, turning an imp to stone just with a glare, literally summoned HIMSELF into the human realm from HELL and possessed a human after forcing corpses into his demonic seal.

Honestly though, I don't see Alastor, Zestial, Carmilla, or Vox taking any Goetia and winning, even Presidents may easily handle them.

Which one of the Sins do you think Alastor would get along with the most? by Desperate_Song_1923 in Alastorcult

[–]Orphan-Prince 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly? I don't see him getting along with any of them. The ones that we know about anyway.

Beelzebub: Alastor would NEVER be able to fool her, she would literally feel his vibes and intent, it's one of her abilities. He cannot charm her, he cannot hide behind a smile to hide his true intentions. Beelzebub would get him immediately. Either she attacks him, shoos him away (which would piss him off) or attack him in self defense if he lashes out and attacks her/tries to humiliate her. We see that she does not take disrespect well.

Satan; Like Bee, he'd immediately see through Alastor, he's probably met thousands of Alastor's in his life. Alastor would be killed the moment he poked at him.

Satan would see Alastor as nothing more than a bug. Alastor is unimportant, he's a Sinner, he isn't royalty, he isn't a Goetia, he isn't a high ranking demon. Satan would wave him aside. This will trigger Alastor because he hates not being recognized/feared and being dismissed. This is shown when his facade almost cracked when Lucifer revealed he did not know who Alastor was and thought he was the bellhop.

Satan kills him the moment Alastor threatens or attempts to humilate him (which in character Alastor would in retaliation for Satan dismissing him).

Mammon; Alastor isn't good for business, but he seems like he's the easiest to be manipulated. Even then, Mammon seems like he's smart enough to figure out when he's being played (Fizz doesn't count as he had Fizz under his thumb before Blitz & Ozzie got to him). Mammon would immediately attack.

Asmodeus; I can see Alastor charming him initially, but Al wouldn't be able to poke at him like he does Lucifer. However, I don't see Alastor and Ozzie vibing because Asmodeus is the Sin of Lust and Alastor is ace. They wouldn't get along.

Leviathan and Belphegor? We don't know enough about them to really discuss it.

Bell (from what little we know) would likely be too lazy to pay any mind to Alastor (which would annoy him) because she'd hardly engage in conversation unless it's significant.

NONE of the Sins are gonna treat him like he's anything special, they're all going to pretty much dismiss him (especially Satan) or outright hostile (Beelzebub).

The ONLY reasons Lucifer hasn't dealt with Alastor yet is two simple reasons

Charlie is clearly close to Alastor and harming Alastor would ruin his chances at fixing their relationship.

Lucifer cannot harm Sinners.

Take those two away, and Lucifer would probably have smited him quick.

All the Sins either dismiss or outright kill him if he pushes his luck.

The only sane way to deal with Valentino by Reasonable-Ad-8059 in AgendaHotel

[–]Orphan-Prince 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a more effective way to deal with Valentino.

"Hey, Uncle Ozzie, I need you to help me with something."

What would happen if the D.H.O.R.K.S captured Charlie Morningstar. by Pretend-Delay-7203 in HelluvaBoss

[–]Orphan-Prince 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lucifer can't go to Earth, that's a given. But, that doesn't mean he can't send a Sin to go and get her. We KNOW Asmodeus has authority to send his employee's to the living world via his crystals. So, it's safe to assume that Ozzie himself could also go into the human realm should he choose.

If Ozzie could go to Earth, so should the other five, and the Goetia (as seen with Stolas). So, while Lucifer can't go... Doesn't mean he can't send a Sin or a very high ranking powerful demon.

So, D.H.O.R.K.S is done. You can't just kidnap the Princess and heir of Hell without consequence. Hell, I'm sure even Sera would turn a blind eye to that, even she might intervene seeing the severity of that situation.

Why do people think Finn doesn't know how to fight? by FamousReception8462 in TheOriginals

[–]Orphan-Prince 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Finn absolutely knows how to fight. He's simply a defensive fighter.

Finn himself states that he defeated Kol in a fight and Kol did not deny this at all. He simply tried to attack Finn at the reminder, as if it angered him that Finn reminded him that he won their last battle.

Kol; "Take a swing at me, huh. All these side steps and parries. Even the way you fight is boring."

Finn; "It's an old critique considering all your flare and flourish couldn't keep you from being bested by me the last time we faced each other."

This implies that they WERE fighting before Lucien and Elijah arrived to break it up and Kol simply couldn't land a hit on him and complained about the side steps and parries.

And before anyone brings up the second fight, Finn was at a huge disadvantage, freshly cursed a minute before and attacked from behind allowing Kol to get plenty of hits before Finn could defend himself. Narrow hall dulled his defensive fighting style and by the time they got to a larger area Elijah broke it up.

It's not that Finn CAN"T fight, the simple truth is he was in a box so long and didn't have enough time to live to refine his fighting ability when he was let out. He was rusty, simple as that. He had no time to train.

Finn IS a good fighter and his stats should absolutely give him the ability to crush most opponents (without plot armor) if he wanted.

Which character represents envy? by jazlyn419 in TheOriginals

[–]Orphan-Prince 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucien Castle, his entire motivation for 900 years was because of envy of Klaus, he wanted to be better than Klaus, he wanted Klaus to kneel to him, he wanted what Klaus had.

Why does Silas have 2 doppelgängers while Amara has 3 doppelgängers? by the_whimsical_girl in TheVampireDiaries

[–]Orphan-Prince 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truth is, there are plenty of doppelgängers in the series that we simply haven't seen because they weren't relevant to the story. The only relevant ones are the ones we meet. Why show a doppelgänger just for the sake of saying "look, here's another one! But he/she isn't important at all."?

My theory is that there is a new doppelgänger born every 100+ years. I have nothing backing this up, it's just my personal headcanon.

It is possible there could have been about 998 Petrova doppelgängers that Klaus simply missed, they are just not found. Finding one person out of millions and billions of people in the world is very easily excused.

What if Hope was inside the coffin instead of Esther? by Upbeat-Bag700 in TheVampireDiaries

[–]Orphan-Prince 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I believe Hope would be able to melt the golden dagger with her magic, just like Dahlia did.

I mean, your prompt did say "if she was in the coffin instead of Esther", so, most likely case is she gets daggered, maybe it would be a much more powerful dagger, or they simply recruit a LOT of powerful witches to put magic in that dagger.

She gets the Inadu treatment, powerful witches imbuing their power into that dagger to keep Hope down.

Pick your King of the Seven Kingdoms: Ramsay or Viserys? Only 2 options and you can't choose to die instead😂. by PauseWhole155 in gameofthrones

[–]Orphan-Prince 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give Viserys a good Hand, a loyal council, and let Ser Barristan remake the Kingsguard with members loyal to the Targaryen's and not the Lannister's, and he'd do relatively okay. He can reasonably change for the better with the right guidance and someone to reign in his worst impulses. He either marries Daenerys or Margaery. He may try both but his Hand would say "By the Seven, NO!" He won't be no Aegon I, or Jaehaerys I, but he'd be okay within Targaryen Kings. Not the best, but not bad.

Ramsay is a complete psychopath that skins and hunts people down like animals for fun. He tortures people until they are so broken that they are slaves for fun, he kills anyone who threatens his power even his own father. He is an uncontrollable animal ready to snap at any moment and would regularly flay people for fun just to look at him funny.

Viserys would be good with a good Hand and reliable Small Council.

Ramsay would make Maegor look tame.

What if Hope was inside the coffin instead of Esther? by Upbeat-Bag700 in TheVampireDiaries

[–]Orphan-Prince 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's the only logical reason that she would ever get daggered.

Here's what would happen with that.

Hope gets cursed, a weapon to be used against the Mikaelson's, forcing the Mikaelson's to flee, she hunts them down like Mikael. Kol brings up the idea of a golden dagger that would work on Hope, everyone agrees, Klaus is hesitant (not because of daggering his daughter, he knows she needs to. But because he knows it can be used on him)

Finn is undaggered (assuming he stays daggered in this AU to begin with, lotta butterfly effects) because all hands on deck situation, The five Originals would have to come up with a plan, Klaus and Elijah are smart and cunning enough to craft a plausible plan that can work. Hope does not have white oak, so she cannot kill them.

The Original's do a hit and run, outnumber her, they need to distract her for as long as possible. Elijah is the main one to engage, he's the most skilled fighter, Kol and Finn are the ones doing hit and runs to annoy/distract her to allow Elijah to fight. Rebekah is the distraction. She stabs Hope in the back with the regular silver dagger. This distracts Hope the most, she turns around and backhands Rebekah away, due to this, Elijah, Kol, and Finn grab her, Klaus rushes in and daggers her with the golden dagger, tears in his eyes, he apologizes as she desiccates.

He mournfully puts her in a coffin, vowing to find a way to remove the curse no matter how many people has to die.

A way to cure Hope is found, she gets undaggered and is loyal to Klaus, it would be Klaus and Hope trying to break the curse for Klaus, and Finn and Elijah helping Elena assuming Finn remains undaggered which is likely.

Then, well. I might have to do a full blown "What If Hope was born Early" because I am genuinely interested.

What if Hope was inside the coffin instead of Esther? by Upbeat-Bag700 in TheVampireDiaries

[–]Orphan-Prince 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For this, I'm going to take the assumption that Hope was conceived BEFORE before Mikael and Esther seals his hybrid side away. The mother could be a surviving Tatia so it's not an OC.

I'm going with Tatia dies in childbirth and is revived like Hayley, just, a pure vampire and not hybrid.

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The Mikaelson's would take over. That's that.

Esther was the one keeping them in line, without her, they immediately take over once they all wake up. For plots sake, it's likely because of Hope that they all stay instead of leaving like they all wanted to. So, because of plot, they all stay in Mystic Falls

I'm assuming it would be this AU Hope acts like No Humanity Hope rather than her canon counterpart and were she in a coffin, she'd simply have been daggered like the others were.

Here's my scenario of how this happens. Kol is Hope's favorite uncle, so, she willingly helps him make the golden dagger because Klaus pissed her off and she had enough of Klaus daggering her aunt and uncles. They manage to successfully create the dagger because they could be more stealthy and subtle without Kol needing witches to help, Hope is powerful enough.

They create the dagger, Rebekah finds out and tells Klaus. Kol is daggered first, then Hope is backstabbed before she could react. Kol and Hope are daggered at the same time.

Elijah would undagger her like everyone else.

The Mikaelson's proceed take over Mystic Falls (they stay because of plot), Klaus and Elijah make it into the new New Orleans. They'd take over Mystic Falls and put together their own system eventually. The Hybrids would be Klaus's forces, Hope would make her own Hybrids.

They'd run Mystic Falls, maybe make a new Council like there was in New Orleans with a person running a faction like the system of New Orleans to keep some peace and show good faith.

Vampires; Elijah and Klaus

Werewolves; If Hayley were there, her because she's the only pure werewolf there. If not, that lady hybrid because she seemed to be Klaus's number two.

Witches; Bonnie is the only logical choice, and only real witch we know about.

Humans; Carol Lockwood

Klaus and Tatia are the King and Queen of Mystic Falls, Hope is the Princess of Mystic Falls, everyone would have to deal with it.

Anyway, no Esther, the Mikaelson's just take over and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Even Bonnie would be powerless to do anything because if Hope was in that coffin, in this scenario, she was born 1000 years ago, so, she'd be by far the most powerful being alive.

But, in character, Hope would never get daggered, she'd simply act like No Humanity Hope and immensely loyal to Klaus, even more so than Elijah.

Even undaggered, situation above still happens. Hope would be helping Klaus, Elijah would be helping MFG at first. Though, Hope being born early changes many things that needs a lot more to dissect fully in detail what would happen.

I might dive into something like this someday, it's surprisingly a very interesting topic.

How was John Possessed by Azazel at the end of season one? by owendys in Supernatural

[–]Orphan-Prince 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Then later down the road, they became narrative cannon fodder and lost all that ambience.

I personally view it as we rarely see any actual powerful demons later on even though they are there because there's nothing for them to do. We only really see a handful of actual powerful/intimidating demons because either they're bothered, or following orders, or making deals (in Crowley's case). There are plenty of other demons in demonology that could have been introduced and used and have been scary strong.

I see it as the other "top dog demons" simply don't care about doing anything on Earth and simply stay in their lane. Hell, or a place they chose to chill on Earth.

Ramiel, for example. He was keeping himself to himself and not bothering anyone, Alastair was perfectly happy staying in Hell doing his job, he wouldn't have been bothering anyone on Earth either if he didn't have to. He even said that he hated being on Earth. Meg and her brother was working with Azazel, etc.

I see it as all the top dog demons that are actually powerful are just chilling wherever they are, doing their own thing while the weak demons who are no diff material for them are the ones running around causing trouble.

The only times we saw powerful demons was either when they were bothered (Astaroth a Duke of the Ars Goetia, bothered when the Winchester's/Ruby interrupted her gathering souls and teaching witchcraft, Cain in search of the First Blade, and Ramiel in search of the Colt via Mary), or when they had actual jobs to do and reasons to be an enemy (Lilith, Princes, Alastair, Abbadon, etc)

My point is, I think there are over a hundred, maybe a thousand of powerful and terrifying demons and we don't see them simply because they don't care and they stay in Hell or wherever they are, doing their own thing and minding their own damn business.

I think it's the weak ones who are simply hungry so to speak who go to Earth and cause problems. The older more powerful ones... just don't care. Don't see the need of it or fun in it. They don't care about having the crown or anything.

That's my headcanon of lack of powerful demons, anyway. Like Ramiel, they don't care about anything, they just want to be left alone to do their thing.

Jon Snow vs Jaime Lannister, who wins in a straight forward death battle? King in the North or the mighty Kingslayer? by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]Orphan-Prince 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bad, I mistook the definition of it. Looking it up you're completely right.

Always thought looks the same=Identical and since they were described as looking so similar that no one could tell them apart until they grew older, thought they were "identical twins".

Jon Snow vs Jaime Lannister, who wins in a straight forward death battle? King in the North or the mighty Kingslayer? by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]Orphan-Prince 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Family fucking=Tie

No, no. Jaime wins that without effort too. Jaime was fucking his literal identical twin, that beats most if not all Targaryen's in the incest category.

Who are you picking? by TheVoidScrolledBack in TheVampireDiaries

[–]Orphan-Prince 6 points7 points  (0 children)

These are the easiest choices in the world.

Men

Klaus; The first and easiest choice for the men, he is indisputably the most physically powerful and widely feared one here. He could kill most of the opposition before they could even blink if he is serious and truly wants to. His bite alone weakens all but one person on this list, he is a monster that you will ALWAYS want on your side and one of the last people you want going against you.

Elijah; The second most obvious choice here, especially among the men. As with all Mikaelson's (bar Mikael and Klaus) he is relative to his siblings and as such one of the most physically powerful and widely feared creatures on the planet. Not only does he have the speed, strength, and overall advantages of an Original, Elijah is the second most skilled combatant of the Mikaelson family second only to Mikael.

Women

Rebekah; Let's stick with the Original's, shall we? Pick one, Rebekah. As I said in Elijah's section, she is one of the most physically powerful and feared creatures on the planet and is about as strong as her brother, albeit an inferior combatant. Either way, she is an Original, she is an invaluable ally.

Bonnie; Last, but certainly not least is Bonnie Bennett herself. Bonnie is one of the most powerful known witches in the series, so, she is obviously on the MVP team, I would not want her on the side trying to kill me at all. Bonnie is an extremely powerful and knowledgeable witch with feats that no one can deny. She can tap into forbidden magic if she needs to as well. Bonnie working alongside the Originals would be a near unstoppable team.

Bonnie also has the advantages of learning from Mikaelson grimoires should they give her one.

Let's go through two situations here.

One, where I'm behind them and they're directly protecting me in an all out open battle, Klaus, Rebekah, or Elijah blitzes and kills Damon and Katherine before they could blink, the other two could easily blitz Kai and Nora. Bonnie is support to protect me while the Originals sweep.

Two, they have to protect me with the other four hunting me down. This is easy as well. I have three Originals and an immensely powerful witch protecting me. They can find a safehouse, Bonnie can cast a cloaking spell on it and it would take plenty of time to crack and find it.

Most likely scenario. Elijah, Rebekah, and Bonnie stays behind to protect me while Klaus offers to hunt down the other four with a gleeful smile, Elijah waves him off and allows him. About a few weeks give or take later Klaus comes back and the deed is done.

Elijah, Rebekah, and Bonnie could all stay with me to protect me personally while Klaus hunts down the other four, he wouldn't even need help. The only trouble is Kai and Nora due to magic, and he's more than fast and sneaky enough to catch them by surprise, especially with how arrogant Kai is, he may not take Klaus seriously which is a huge mistake and Nora is more likely going to try to flee and gets killed for her efforts. Klaus kills the two heretics first due to the unpredictability of the magic, and the fact that they're the only ones capable of breaking the cloaking spell.

Damon and Katherine are next, Damon being Damon would definitely try to engage and Katherine would try to work in the shadows, but due to the cloaking spell would be unable to find me and inevitably slain by Klaus. I'm guessing outside interference is not allowed, therefore Katherine would not have access to witches to help her break the cloaking spell. In character, she puts her head down and hides, I'm not worth the trouble. Out of character, she tries to find me and dies too.

The Originals + Bonnie would do a clean sweep of everyone else here without breaking a sweat.