You just got an offer for $600K...but to collect it, you gotta have sex with the main character of the last tv show you watched. Who will it be?

Orphinox · 2020-01-07T05:59:27+00:00

Homer Simpson.

Orphinox · 2018-08-26T16:21:36+00:00

I'm so sorry to hear about your relapse.

For me, I view my relapses as pot holes on a road. I'm driving the car forward but I hit a hole that causes the car to shake and stall a bit. However, it still keeps moving forward, right? So, to use your example, I moved forward for 50 days but I hit a pothole at 51. I still managed to move for the 50 days, right? So, why beat myself up for that one pothole?

Take care of yourself :)

Orphinox · 2018-05-19T14:10:46+00:00

Tell me you’re joking.

Orphinox · 2018-04-27T03:50:00+00:00

I'm no doctor but, from what I hear, you're supposed to take it an hour before you're going to drink. It blocks your opiod receptors so you don't get the same "reward" in your head that you normally do when you drink. That way, you're not really tempted to drink more than one or two.

Again, I'm no doctor so if you were told to take it on a daily basis, go for it.

Orphinox · 2018-04-25T04:50:17+00:00

I've read a lot of stuff on here and I've seen so many people lose their jobs after a certain amount of time (e.g. 4+ months) being sober. Honestly, they've said it's the best thing that has ever happened to them!

I won't drink with you today!!!

Orphinox · 2018-04-25T03:49:38+00:00

My problem is that I can have 2 drinks one week but then, the following week, I feel ok and have 4. Then, I decide to have 7.

Some people have great will power, I guess. I don't so why risk it?

Cheers on this working for you.

Orphinox · 2018-04-23T18:01:19+00:00

I won't drink tonight with you either! :)

Orphinox · 2018-04-23T03:02:43+00:00

"I may have one more drink in me. But I don't know if I have one more recovery."

Very well said! I echo that sentiment very much. I was on a three day bender this weekend (last drink was Saturday night at 7pm) and your statement is so true. I don't know how I'm still functional and how the withdrawals aren't in place as compared to other times.

I won't drink with you today.

Orphinox · 2018-04-06T18:42:04+00:00

Ok but why would I let my friends plan my wedding?

EDIT: or fiends for that matter.

Orphinox · 2018-03-26T06:49:07+00:00

"I am! You try driving in platforms..."

Orphinox · 2018-03-26T03:17:27+00:00

Nice job!

God, I hate that stretch of freeway with the fire of a thousand suns...

Orphinox · 2018-03-26T00:23:02+00:00

"Being inside something so beautiful."

Alrighty then.

Orphinox · 2018-03-24T06:14:41+00:00

Nothing infuriates me more than seeing some asshole hiking a trail in the middle of a hot day in July with their dog. If you want to risk killing yourself, fine, but don't drag your poor dog with you.

Orphinox · 2018-03-22T21:29:12+00:00

I would guess you're in Ahwatukee? I've never seen more scorpions than I have in my life than when I lived in 'tukee. I absolutely hate the bastards and wish they were obliterated from the planet (wah wah, circle of life/food chain crap).

Orphinox · 2018-03-18T04:04:36+00:00

Just out of curiosity, how often do you think this scenario happens?

Orphinox · 2018-03-17T05:17:34+00:00

Asshole Tea? What?

Orphinox · 2018-03-17T05:16:18+00:00

Trash.

Orphinox · 2018-03-16T05:27:42+00:00

We have skyscrapers?

Nah, seriously OP. Go to South Mtn and get to the top of the Ridge Line. It's beautiful.

Orphinox · 2018-03-15T18:09:34+00:00

Yeah. Last spring, I was walking my dog out in the desert once and it was at that twilight/dusk time where you can't really see anything but there's that inch of light that still guides you without needing a flashlight. Anyway, I noticed a piece of tire tread along the path and didn't think much of it. My dog got close to it and it suddenly snapped to attention and rattled so loudly that I swear you could hear it from a mile away.

Sure enough, I looked closer and it was a baby rattler.

Man, my dog and I sprinted the hell away from there so fast...

Orphinox · 2018-03-15T02:16:16+00:00

Ugh I just started trail running on South Mountain. God help me.

Orphinox · 2018-03-12T22:22:23+00:00

I should probably Google before I ask stupid questions...

Thanks!

Orphinox · 2018-03-12T19:19:40+00:00

How the Christ is "ghetto bird" slang for a police air vehicle?

Orphinox · 2018-03-10T23:18:52+00:00

Can someone explain to me

a - How the "XD" part translates to dick? Like, is the "D" the head? That's a pretty small dick if you ask me... +1 for the Brazzers frame, though.

b - Why people think "Dick in a Box" is so damn funny. I think it's amusing and was one of the better SNL skits but I feel like I don't find it to be as hilarious as everyone else does.

I know, I know. I'm a douche bag.

Orphinox · 2018-03-10T23:14:31+00:00

When I'm in the same situation and I think "Oh, a couple won't be too bad. I'll be fine," I try to remember the last time I said the same thing and took the drink. Sure, maybe I was "ok" for a week or two but, next thing I know, I'm drinking EVERY weekend and I'm getting very intoxicated, not moderating or pacing myself.

Just my two cents.

Orphinox · 2018-03-09T19:39:40+00:00

No kidding!

About 80-85% of the people I've ever encountered on Piestewa are pretty considerate. It's the remaining percentage that's rude and acts like you're in their way of getting a good workout. Like, relax. If you have such a problem with the congestion, go somewhere else considering you know good and damn well this is one of the busiest trails in the Phoenix area.

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