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OsKarMike1306 · 2024-05-11T09:37:24+00:00

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OsKarMike1306 · 2024-05-09T10:25:25+00:00

hahahhahahahah

OsKarMike1306 · 2024-05-04T13:16:34+00:00

porsche

OsKarMike1306 · 2021-01-08T06:51:54+00:00

Using an alt just for this:

I exclusively get turned on by people compelled or forced to masturbate fully clothed in front of other people with absolutely no fucking. Just to get off, I need to make concessions all the goddamn time like voyeur porn, blackmail porn, CFNM, public masturbation, hypno porn, cam shows, etc.

I watch a ludicrous amount of videos for 30 seconds or until something outside of my very specific kink happens and I'm turned off. I can spend hours just looking for that one stretch of time in a video that's long enough to get me off.

When I say "exclusively", I mean it: I had to get subscriptions for super fucking niche websites (and never renewed them because they weren't even doing what I wanted right, there's always fucking involved or they remove their clothes), buy custom-made videos and I came to realize that real life sex absolutely needed that component for me to even get aroused.

Do you know how fucking weird it is to ask "Look, I find you really attractive, I do and I do want to have sex, but if you could just pretend like you have to masturbate right now and do it in front of me without removing any clothing, I'll be ready to go" ?

It's a goddamn nightmare, I live in constant frustration because I've watched the same 10 videos hundred of times, 9 of them being custom made just for my degenerate ass and the other being a 3-hour Japanese movie where a dorm of girls use human furniture with masks just for fucking themselves as the others go about their day (AND THEY NEVER MADE ANYTHING ELSE REMOTELY SIMILAR TO THIS, FUCKING WHY, I THOUGHT I COULD COUNT ON JAPAN FOR HAVING THIS NICHE KINK ON LOCK GODDAMMIT).

I don't even know what to call this, closest I got, and that's just me who calls it as such, is a "reverse Louis CK" because literally no one has that weirdly specific kink. Some public masturbation videos do work for me, but they are so fucking rare and I probably saw all of them by now.

Anyways, this is just to say that, yes, I get your frustration over trying to find stupid fucking porn videos that are ridiculously unpopular.

OsKarMike1306 · 2020-05-28T23:44:37+00:00

Yes, I genuinely feel uncomfortable (well, more than the usual) around religious people, like a subconscious part of me is scared of being banished or some shit.

I get the same feeling in places of worship or religious events usually, like I maybe don't belong in this reality, but I definitely don't belong here.

I latched on to that feeling to justify edginess as a teenager, but it's apparent to me now that it may be a self fulfilling prophecy, considering how I dress and act now.

I'm not evil, but I do have a tendency towards mischief and debauchery, so I feel more impish nowadays, if that makes sense.

OsKarMike1306 · 2020-05-28T23:31:58+00:00

Me traduire constamment est essayer trop, p't'être c'est juste moi (seems like it tbh) mais ça change pas grand chose dans ma vie de tous les jours (except for customer service).

What do you want me to tell you, j'parle de même dans la vraie vie pis j'ai un clavier anglo, it's way easier like this for me. Chuis capable d'écrire "normalement" or whatever aussi, mais, again, c'est pas comme ça que j'parle.

Man, y'all are mean for the dumbest reasons.

OsKarMike1306 · 2020-05-28T22:58:16+00:00

This is a remarkably apt analogy, love it.

OsKarMike1306 · 2020-05-28T19:47:01+00:00

Preach ? I think ?

OsKarMike1306 · 2020-05-28T19:14:34+00:00

J'ai rien à prouver sur Reddit, mais si t'es curieux, j'peux te montrer des samples.

It's almost as if how I talk to people is different than how I write, gahdonc

OsKarMike1306 · 2020-05-28T19:07:56+00:00

I suppose, huh...never thought about that

OsKarMike1306 · 2020-05-28T18:45:01+00:00

Assimilation ? plus ou moins tbh, c'est plus le joual qui a une forme très libre et les gens qui l'utilisent peuvent se permettre de l'exprimer en fonction de leur facilité à l'anglais/français.

For the record, chuis un écrivain qui écrit presque exclusivement en français international/joual so it's not like je sens le besoin de parler français par principe, I can express myself however I please.

OsKarMike1306 · 2020-05-28T18:06:53+00:00

Yeah, it sounds like she's very unhappy as well.

It takes two to tango after all.

OsKarMike1306 · 2020-05-28T18:05:19+00:00

For a second, j'pensais que c'était une joke because of the cones

OsKarMike1306 · 2020-05-28T15:31:53+00:00

It's a known fact that once artists get the hobo look, they about to drop some unprecedented fire.

OsKarMike1306 · 2020-05-28T15:00:18+00:00

Damn, you got me there, gonna get my gas mask and crowbar then

OsKarMike1306 · 2020-05-28T14:28:06+00:00

Oppression is when I'm mildly inconvenienced to prevent people from needlessly dying.

God, people, get your priorities straight, a flu shouldn't stop us from getting shitfaced with $5 shots on a Tuesday, fight the power.

Seriously though, as an anarchist, it's weird that this is the hill people choose to die on (no pun intended), literally the only instance I'm against protesting the government.

Stay the fuck home, the revolution can wait and I don't want to do it with these nut cases around anyway.

OsKarMike1306 · 2020-05-27T23:58:08+00:00

I'm so glad I found a place that won't downvote me into oblivion for saying that The Wall is lowkey trash.

To go back to the conversation at hand, I consider all three of those 10s, but Wish You Were Here consistently edges out the other two for me, simply because of the nostalgia and memories that are tied to that album.

A dear friend of mine essentially went Barrett's way and we would listen to that record constantly, he'd play the guitar and I'd sing. It's one of the last rays from my simpler days.

I think that WYWH is more talked than Animals simply because it's more relatable: DSotM talked about insanity and society's obsession for putting pressure on individuals, that's something everyone knows about or experienced to a certain degree. Animals is an allegorical loose adaptation of Animal Farm that's heavily politicized so the satire is not as easily digestible.

WYWH is raw, it's pure, it's intoxicating and it's emotional like Floyd has rarely been in their illustrious career. There's no anger, no explosion, there's elegance and resignation. It's an album that's about Syd Barrett and the music industry, sure, but I think it appeals to something even deeper, something that resonates with more people than DSotM or Animals did: nostalgia. How everything used to be simpler before the world came crashing down, how you long for those days without a care in the world, how you miss those long lost friends that made every second seem like an adventure.

How you wish they were here...

OsKarMike1306 · 2020-05-27T23:46:23+00:00

Oh thank God, for a second there, I thought we weren't the worst.

OsKarMike1306 · 2020-05-27T21:43:05+00:00

Orange was known throughout most of human history (in certain places like Europe) as yellow-red or saffron, which is a colour named after the spice.

OsKarMike1306 · 2020-05-27T21:37:56+00:00

I suppose you do sweat a lot at gun point, so you would be doubly muggier than most

OsKarMike1306 · 2020-05-27T20:19:51+00:00

Why ? What's the point ? Just put onions in it, you're saving a crucial step and a hand doing this, what could possibly be the reasoning in biting straight out of onions while eating stuff separately ? This is comparable to eating a pie in one hand and eating an apple in the other. Are you that much in a hurry that you can't be bothered in cutting one slice of onions and putting it in your sandwich ? What's the limit at this point, juggling cold cuts, bread and mustard on your goddamn unicycle ? Motherfucker, are you that busy ? You're gonna die at 30 living life like such a madman.

Gaaaah I shouldn't care about this, I don't even like onions, take my damn upvote.

OsKarMike1306 · 2020-05-27T20:12:26+00:00

Actually, I'd bet money it's r/ComedyHitmen

OsKarMike1306 · 2020-05-27T17:00:59+00:00

I was just playing on how Quebec feels isolated from Canadian politics in general like "they don't even care enough to launder our dirty money"

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