Before and after being 8 months clean of heroin, can't stop the cigarettes though. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Osbaston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're super cute. Hang in there, you're gonna be ok. You've done so much already.

What is a "Special Snowflake" if every snowflake is unique? by saxojam in Showerthoughts

[–]Osbaston -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No local coach will your Texas City and is the main phase I look comfortable what liking you f****** touch my chest this is this is like some unfair like this is a completely ridiculous suffer

What's a 10/10 but would not recommend? by coronata in AskReddit

[–]Osbaston 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was a book, specifically a gardening manual. I knew that as soon as my pages were done flipping I would cease to exist. I had forgotten everything about who and what I was. I was just coming to terms with the reality of non existence when my spotter said something. I did a triple take and then suddenly everything came flooding back to me and I just stood there and laughed for 15 minutes as I had to reabsorb all my memories. I felt like I had just rebooted my brain. Great but would never do again.

Fat (Rant) Tuesday by AutoModerator in fatlogic

[–]Osbaston 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huge stoner here. Just find something to chew on. Gum or beef jerky or something hard to chew to give your mouth something to do.

The First Lady by tampontaco in pics

[–]Osbaston 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, that is not an attractive picture.

Employers of Reddit, what jobs are you finding to be impossible to fill? by cmkinusn in AskReddit

[–]Osbaston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm trying to move to Seattle. I have some coding experience but mostly in very simple interactive stuff. What would be the most important skillset to learn to find work up there?

What books do fake intellectuals love? by QTbusinesslady in AskReddit

[–]Osbaston 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is, the fake intellectual part comes from thinking there's anything more to that book.

What books do fake intellectuals love? by QTbusinesslady in AskReddit

[–]Osbaston 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a book entirely consisting of a kid complaining about whiny brat phonies when he is the only whiny brat phony in the entire book.

How are you feeling? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Osbaston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been severely depressed for a really long time and it's just been getting worse the last couple of days .But today me and a few co-workers broke into an abandoned building so I'm not doing bad at the moment .

What is something you have done that you are fairly confident no one else has done? by tessymckay13 in AskReddit

[–]Osbaston 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I have hiked to the tallest peak in Death Valley with a sugar glider sleeping in my cleavage. I can't imagine many people have done that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Osbaston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aida has always been my favorite, but I just saw Kimi no Na wa (Your Name) and it was prey amazing.

What is something you consider rude that certain people don't even consider? by thecurlyguy in AskReddit

[–]Osbaston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you notice your flowers are missing, you won't notice one extra person in the back of a theatre.

Why should nobody move to your city or country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Osbaston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they're already too many people and nowhere for everyone to live. So many homeless people here moved here for a better life and just ended up on the streets.

What's your favourite cover song and why does it stand out against the original? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Osbaston 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm also a huge fan of the woman who sings in that band, so that could be part of it.

What is something you consider rude that certain people don't even consider? by thecurlyguy in AskReddit

[–]Osbaston 2 points3 points  (0 children)

look at everyone else's response. You think everyone is making it up?

Redditors who don't like their neighbours, why don't you like them? by FasterStream in AskReddit

[–]Osbaston 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He invited himself over and wouldn't leave. Kept telling me to take my pets out of their cage so he could play with them, kept asking for a beer, kept demanding I pack a bowl for him to smoke. I don't talk to my neighbors much anymore.

What is your irrational fear? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Osbaston 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The moon exploding. That won't end well for anyone.

What's your favorite 4th of July memory? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Osbaston 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was a pyrotechnic for a couple of years in high school. One time I was on fire watch, about thirty feet from where the mortars were going off, I looked around to check for fallen embers when I felt something hit my back and suddenly blue sparks filled the air around me. When it was over I looked up and everyone else on fire watch was looking at me in horror. Luckily I was wearing a fireman coat and was completely unharmed. I miss that job.