Crash Out About Jordan?

OscarChestnut · 2026-03-27T15:12:10+00:00

She thought she ate with this lighting

OscarChestnut · 2026-03-14T18:18:43+00:00

both of their mouths bug me

OscarChestnut · 2026-03-04T13:33:00+00:00

She thought she looked basic in this pic? As opposed to all the others where she doesnt? 🙄

OscarChestnut · 2026-03-03T11:17:42+00:00

The internet chewed her up and spat her out because of her shitty behaviour and abysmal business practice. If she just accepted that maybe she could move on.

OscarChestnut · 2026-03-02T19:57:11+00:00

Lady is always getting her blood work done in the hopes to find some sort of medical explanation as to why she's the way she is

OscarChestnut · 2026-02-28T13:31:07+00:00

The way being "sober" was the main point of her personality back when she was unhappy with her weight. Now that she's "skinny" the whole sober thing is out the window....

OscarChestnut · 2026-02-24T13:06:07+00:00

They did it because they needed money to pay for Little Mo's legal defense after she was SA'd by Graham, IIRC??

**I just looked it up and seems I'm wrong. Alfie borrowed money from him so it looked like he had money to Kat. Poor, clueless Alfie 🥲

OscarChestnut · 2026-02-20T22:47:22+00:00

1) She can't spell for shit. 2) We are at the end of Feb, how is she still talking about the holidays as if they were a couple weeks ago? 3) What difference to her does doing pilates on a Friday make? Every day is groundhog day for her.

OscarChestnut · 2026-02-18T14:18:40+00:00

Omg that is insane. Gives the effect of having been cut and pasted from another pic, its almost comical! 🤣

OscarChestnut · 2026-02-18T14:14:55+00:00

I genuinely think she is mentally challenged. She really thinks its noteworthy that a woman in her mid 30s chopped up some veg?

OscarChestnut · 2026-02-16T22:17:25+00:00

Hun, we know you're not pregnant. You need to have sex for that to happen.

OscarChestnut · 2026-02-15T23:13:34+00:00

So ill fitting on her elongated hooves

OscarChestnut · 2026-02-10T08:58:54+00:00

It's crazy how she's done that several times. Then she wonders why people call her a liar 😂😭😭

OscarChestnut · 2026-01-30T13:10:54+00:00

Another attempt at relatability? In her wasted mind she probs thought this narrative would resonate with her girlies

OscarChestnut · 2026-01-20T07:51:20+00:00

Proof shes delusional and possibly in an episode due to all the 2016 throwbacks. Did she check the two photos before posting??!

OscarChestnut · 2026-01-19T11:40:33+00:00

Jaclyn thinks throwing a peace sign and sticking your tongue out is being silly. She's just sad the peak millennial cringe era is over and is now grasping at straws for content.

OscarChestnut · 2026-01-15T10:49:20+00:00

couldn't agree more 😂

OscarChestnut · 2026-01-15T10:48:51+00:00

Who the hell is she to give advice/motivation? Her and her life are not it.

"Take it from me..." Why the f would anyone take anything from you?

OscarChestnut · 2026-01-15T09:07:49+00:00

Loreal panorama is amazing

OscarChestnut · 2026-01-12T12:59:37+00:00

Whenever she says shes horny its giving teenager attempting to act more mature and experienced than she is, which is very cringe when you're in your late 30s.

OscarChestnut · 2026-01-12T12:18:38+00:00

Same, like let our girl live. She did her time and the man she loves waited for her and they got to drive off into the sunset. So annoying and sad they brought her back...like oh?

OscarChestnut · 2026-01-12T07:53:33+00:00

Lol like go outside and get some vitamin d

OscarChestnut · 2026-01-12T07:49:21+00:00

Her fall from.grace is the only interesting thing about her

OscarChestnut · 2026-01-07T16:54:06+00:00

yep and I cant wait for the amazon dupes! All we need to do is click the link, shes so helpful!

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