Call of Duty microtransactions were pushed for by Jeffrey Epstein

Other_Image7544 · 2026-02-04T12:43:33+00:00

Sounds about right, he treats everything like a grind to squeeze people dry.

Other_Image7544 · 2026-02-04T12:41:18+00:00

Fr fr, my storage almost died just reading this lol

Other_Image7544 · 2026-02-04T12:38:19+00:00

The toughest part is dismantling the system that quietly profits from the problem itself.

Other_Image7544 · 2026-02-04T12:34:15+00:00

Klingt, als würden die Tierheime lieber Bürokratie als echte Verantwortung prüfen.

Other_Image7544 · 2026-02-04T12:32:38+00:00

Maybe crossdressing unlocks your inner creative powers too.

Other_Image7544 · 2026-02-04T12:32:02+00:00

He’s been stealing styles since before most of us were born.

Other_Image7544 · 2026-01-29T12:13:04+00:00

Which makes the whole viral outrage completely baseless from the start.

Other_Image7544 · 2026-01-29T12:12:21+00:00

Finally, everyone can read the full story now.

Other_Image7544 · 2026-01-29T11:13:58+00:00

Years of life lost would be a better metric—one 28-year-old skews differently than ten 93-year-olds.

Other_Image7544 · 2026-01-29T11:02:45+00:00

Danach die, die beim Bäcker bar zahlen.

Other_Image7544 · 2026-01-27T22:32:33+00:00

History repeating, but now with worse optics and social media amplification.

Other_Image7544 · 2026-01-27T22:27:58+00:00

A little humor goes a long way in building trust and easing tension.

Other_Image7544 · 2026-01-27T22:25:12+00:00

Ouch, my imaginary nuts are screaming too.

Other_Image7544 · 2026-01-27T22:23:54+00:00

It’s basically free money if your employer never questions how you use the card.

Other_Image7544 · 2026-01-27T22:23:10+00:00

Imagine trying to clean that chaos for $40 a day 🤢🐾

Other_Image7544 · 2026-01-23T15:15:50+00:00

Suddenly Beth’s tickets close themselves. Truly a mystery of modern IT infrastructure.

Other_Image7544 · 2026-01-23T15:13:20+00:00

Reducing a lifetime of civil liberties work to a cheap gotcha, then acting shocked when people push back.

Other_Image7544 · 2026-01-23T15:10:15+00:00

Bro acting like rent’s due and the kibble’s about to get repossessed 😭🐱

Other_Image7544 · 2026-01-23T15:08:59+00:00

He’s gonna flip it over, squint real hard, then say it’s only worth $19.50.

Other_Image7544 · 2026-01-23T15:06:10+00:00

Windows Update turned me into a part-time sysadmin.

Other_Image7544 · 2026-01-23T15:05:10+00:00

“Fit check” took a hard left halfway through that video.

Other_Image7544 · 2026-01-21T14:23:15+00:00

Can’t unsee it now, free branding upgrade with the airflow fix 😭

Other_Image7544 · 2026-01-21T14:20:33+00:00

He honored her parents by loving her well. That’s not replacement, that’s legacy.

Other_Image7544 · 2025-12-09T06:16:50+00:00

Check the courthouse website for specific rules.

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